I Am Yuganian Man

[IkeTurner]

[to be sung to the melody of Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band"]


Out on the lam for forty days
Last night in Herzegrav, put me in a daze
Sweet, sweet Croatia, that's where it's at
But Interpol done nabbed me, and that's a natural fact

Up all night with Gotovina King:
I got to tell you--guttin' 'rabs his thing
But trollin' this Forum keep me right
'long as I get back to some that good killin' tonight

I'm the Yuganian man
I'm the Yuganian man
I learned to use a mouse
I never leave the house
I'm the Yuganian man

Unmarked cars in Toronto
Waitin' for the Slav to show
Think I'm brave, think I'll fight
Yo! I'm stayin' in tonight

I am Yuganian man
I'm the Yuganian man
I'm comin' to your house
I'm gonna rape your spouse
I am Yuganian man

...I'm coming to your town
I'm gonna burn your mosque down
I am Yuganian man

...I order in some grouse
Get paid to be a louse
I am Yuganian maAan...