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Grimey
12-12-2008, 09:00 PM
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

- JOHN 3:16

Grimey
12-12-2008, 09:02 PM
Merry Christmas, ya'll!

Grimey
12-12-2008, 09:02 PM
I feel better already.

Grimey
12-12-2008, 09:34 PM
http://www.creighton.edu/CollaborativeMinistry/Advent/joseph-mary.jpg

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Grimey
12-12-2008, 09:38 PM
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Grimey
12-12-2008, 09:47 PM
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PvtTitus
12-12-2008, 11:13 PM
You must adopt a Muslim orphan and raise it as
Muslim.

Mandalore
12-12-2008, 11:51 PM
You must adopt a Muslim orphan and raise it as
Muslim.

It would be funnier to adopt a Jew and raise it Muslim.

OIJ2
12-16-2008, 04:51 AM
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This here's my cousin Ted and his baby girl Laurie singing "Oh Holy Night!" Enjoy!

OIJ2
12-16-2008, 04:57 AM
You must adopt a Muslim orphan and raise it as
Muslim.

It would be funnier to adopt a Jew and raise it Muslim.

I think it'd be funnier to raid a Jewish village, kill 10 children, chop 'em up and cook 'em and then feed Kosher Stew to 1000 starving Muslims, but that ain't Christian.

Fugasnaya
12-16-2008, 05:13 AM
It would be funnier to adopt a Jew and raise it Muslim.

Joseph Cohen aka Yusuf Al Khattab

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economicallyviable
12-16-2008, 06:23 AM
I bet jew tastes kind of gamey....

OIJ2
12-21-2008, 04:39 PM
I bet jew tastes kind of gamey....

Friends,

Let's just try and remember,

http://rdavid.net/images/jesus_is_the_reason.jpg

and He was a Jew too.

OIJ2
12-21-2008, 05:01 PM
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Jaybird
12-21-2008, 05:13 PM
Merry Christmas, ya'll!

It really annoys the fuck out of me when ignorant hicks can't even spell "y'all" correctly.

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 05:33 AM
God I love that song.

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Alia
12-22-2008, 05:53 AM
I think it'd be funnier to raid a Jewish village, kill 10 children, chop 'em up and cook 'em and then feed Kosher Stew to 1000 starving Muslims, but that ain't Christian.

I don't think you understand a quarter of what you say, and I don't think you even believe a quarter of that.

6KILLER
12-22-2008, 06:10 AM
and He was a Jew too.

That's what the creatards believe.

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 03:23 PM
I don't think you understand a quarter of what you say, and I don't think you even believe a quarter of that.

http://www.schoolofwisdom.com/bethlehem.jpg

If you an I had a child, Alia.

Lipgloss Loser
12-22-2008, 04:07 PM
lol

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 04:17 PM
lol

Then again, maybe that star would shine on you.

Johnny Bravo
12-22-2008, 04:39 PM
Friends,

Let's just try and remember,

http://rdavid.net/images/jesus_is_the_reason.jpg

and He was a Jew too.

Exactly. Conclusion: fuck Xianity. :disagree:

Can you believe that most S'Inners actually seem to worship that Kike? :lol:

Narcissus Flanders
12-22-2008, 05:34 PM
http://www.schoolofwisdom.com/bethlehem.jpg

If you an I had a child, Alia.

We can only hope if that disaster happens that she has the looks and brains of Alia. The fact you can't get children is making me more religious again, it has to be some sort of act by a god. Hell, it's even a just thing.:agree:

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 05:43 PM
I cant believe you two. Are you really giving up on Jesus?

Please! Come right out and say it, for all the world to hear. Tell us what you really think? Tell us what you truly believe?

Jesus Loves You, ya know.

Narcissus Flanders
12-22-2008, 05:47 PM
I cant believe you two. Are you really giving up on Jesus?

Please! Come right out and say it, for all the world to hear. Tell us what you really think? Tell us what you truly believe?

Jesus Loves You, ya know.

I believe that if there is a god he would be nothing like people say he is. And in religion god is an oxymoron. On one hand they say 'God is perfect' but on the other hand they (the people) gives this god all kinds of typical non-perfect characteristics. Besides, god wouldn't give a shit about what people think anyways. He would be above all the cocksucking people like to do.

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 06:07 PM
I believe that if there is a god he would be nothing like people say he is. And in religion god is an oxymoron. On one hand they say 'God is perfect' but on the other hand they (the people) gives this god all kinds of typical non-perfect characteristics. Besides, god wouldn't give a shit about what people think anyways. He would be above all the cocksucking people like to do.

If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas. If you root with hogs, you stink like shit.

You cockroaches ....
http://www.pest-protect.co.uk/images/cockroach.jpghttp://www.pest-protect.co.uk/images/cockroach.jpghttp://www.pest-protect.co.uk/images/cockroach.jpg

Narcissus Flanders
12-22-2008, 06:11 PM
If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas. If you root with hogs, you stink like shit.

You cockroaches ....


You did it all, right?

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 06:22 PM
You did it all, right?

Jesus Love You, Ned. All he asks is that you believe. Believe and have Faith.

Come on! Let Him save you.

Let Him save All You All.


http://www.robbaker.org/gallery2/d/2052-2/Dead+cockroaches.jpg

Narcissus Flanders
12-22-2008, 06:34 PM
Are these pictures of Grimey's relatives really necessary in each one of his posts?
Send report.:agree:

6KILLER
12-22-2008, 07:00 PM
Exactly. Conclusion: fuck Xianity. :disagree:

Can you believe that most S'Inners actually seem to worship that Kike? :lol:
No, but I can believe that little ZOGling whigger ass-klowns such as thyself like to worship thyselves.

Zampan0
12-22-2008, 07:45 PM
"We can only hope if that disaster happens that she has the looks and brains of Alia. The fact you can't get children is making me more religious again, it has to be some sort of act by a god. Hell, it's even a just thing"

inbreds have their place.

Narcissus Flanders
12-22-2008, 07:47 PM
inbreds have their place.

They shouldn't.

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 08:43 PM
http://www.evangelisticpiano.com/files/jesuslovesme2.gif (http://www.evangelisticpiano.com/files/jesuslovesme.mid)
....... click to link .......


This if or you Ned Featherston. Sing Along!

Narcissus Flanders
12-22-2008, 09:51 PM
http://www.evangelisticpiano.com/files/jesuslovesme2.gif (http://www.evangelisticpiano.com/files/jesuslovesme.mid)
....... click to link .......


This if or you Ned Featherston. Sing Along!

Being called Featherston does not look like an insult to me. I would try to insult you as well by giving you the name of another poster. But since you are truely the bottom of all idiot posters even Cawa would be a compliment to you.

OIJ2
12-22-2008, 11:26 PM
Cough it up, Ned. There's been more history written about Him than any other single person in the history of the world. His life has been thoroughly examined and documented. He was born. He lived. He died on the Cross. His death is well documented by historians and theologians all around the world. He Is! Everyone knows His name.

Say it, Ned. Say it.

Say you don't believe.

Narcissus Flanders
12-23-2008, 05:28 PM
Cough it up, Ned. There's been more history written about Him than any other single person in the history of the world. His life has been thoroughly examined and documented. He was born. He lived. He died on the Cross. His death is well documented by historians and theologians all around the world. He Is! Everyone knows His name.

Say it, Ned. Say it.

Say you don't believe.

Grimey, do you understand the difference between history written by historians and myths by non-historians? Do you understand that the people who wrote about him were never objective historians but people who wanted to make him look more 'awesome' than he was in reality? I believe that Jezus lived and did some remarkable things but I also believe there is an alternative explanation for his miracles. And that of course his miracles were 'boosted up' a bit by the people who wrote about him. Oh yeah, and why are you so retarded by the way?

OIJ2
12-23-2008, 05:39 PM
Grimey, do you understand the difference between history written by historians and myths by non-historians? Do you understand that the people who wrote about him were never objective historians but people who wanted to make him look more 'awesome' than he was in reality? I believe that Jezus lived and did some remarkable things but I also believe there is an alternative explanation for his miracles. And that of course his miracles were 'boosted up' a bit by the people who wrote about him. Oh yeah, and why are you so retarded by the way?

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/inspirational-christmas-stories-the-little-drummer-boy-14e.jpg

I understand a whole lot more than you are willing to give me credit, Ned. A whole lot more.

Where are the rest of your buddies? Why don't they come out and support you in this matter, Ned?

Could it be that maybe they believe?

Hell is forever, buddy. Are you sure you want to come down against Baby Jesus?

Narcissus Flanders
12-23-2008, 06:18 PM
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/inspirational-christmas-stories-the-little-drummer-boy-14e.jpg

I understand a whole lot more than you are willing to give me credit, Ned. A whole lot more.

Where are the rest of your buddies? Why don't they come out and support you in this matter, Ned?

Could it be that maybe they believe?

Hell is forever, buddy. Are you sure you want to come down against Baby Jesus?

I do not need any support. It would be pretty much like Tardanus bringing along friends to take candy from a 5-year old.