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Loving Bledsoe
10-22-2007, 05:44 PM
They're a reprehensible symbol of hatred, no doubt about that, and if I saw someone hanging one in my neighborhood, my first inclination would be to run up and pile-drive him into the pavement.
That would also be my second inclination. And third.

Despite that, we should all just take a chill pill because a hanging noose is not the symbol we black Americans need to fear most.

After a handful of disturbing incidents revolving around nooses -- a black Coast Guard cadet found one in his bag, a professor at Columbia University in New York found one hanging on her door and three nooses hanging from a tree preceded the whole Jena 6 contretemps -- the federal government has launched an investigation into the presumed return of perhaps the most visceral and visual symbol of racial hatred in this country.

Whether or not nooses are making a comeback, as some say, or whether the incidents are simply being reported more is unknown. It's no coincidence, though, that when alleged comedian Michael Richards wanted to quash a couple of black presumed hecklers, he chose the image of a hanging -- "Fifty years ago we'd have you hanging upside down with a fork stuck in ..." OK, you get the picture -- to put them in their place.

Those were ugly words thundered by Richards, but they caused me to lose not a second of sleep. Indeed, the only thing they did was save me 30 minutes a day -- the time I used to spend watching "Seinfeld."

As a black man, I am far more frightened by, and am more likely to be attacked by, another young black man who wants my car or watch or who thinks I looked at him cross-eyed in the club than by some retromingent racist swinging a noose.

You know who else I fear more than the noose-hangers?

The program directors at Black Entertainment Television.
The rest @ http://www.newsobserver.com/134/story/743195.html

Breckinridge Elkins
10-22-2007, 05:49 PM
I must confess, that I was quite amazed by the rage and hysteria that a few nooses provoked.

Civilization can't be long for it, I keep telling myself. Yet, while it continues to persist, incidents like this one help me maintain my optimism.

SteamshipTime
10-22-2007, 05:52 PM
I love how he says "or being reported more," like a day doesn't go by when a negro wakes up to a noose hanging outside his window. :eek:

Incidentally, if you want to see another example of dystopic television broadcasting, watch the movies on Lifetime.

billy_boatrocker
10-22-2007, 06:21 PM
I love this noose thing. I know a lot of them are placed by niggers trying to make a fuss and scam some bux out of it. But it seems to be the symbol white Americans needed to say they're fed up with the nigger plague. It needed to be something.... anything. I guess this is it.

I so glad I live here, there are probably less than 50 niggers in this entire country at any one time. I've never seen one where I live.

Zed
10-22-2007, 06:22 PM
As a black man, I am far more frightened by, and am more likely to be attacked by, another young black man who wants my car or watch or who thinks I looked at him cross-eyed in the club


It's dangerous in the jungle.

SteamshipTime
10-22-2007, 06:27 PM
I had to look up "retromingent." I don't think this negro columnist knows what it means. :D

ret·ro·min·gent Pronunciation[re-troh-min-juhnt]
–adjective 1. urinating backward because of bodily configuration: The lion is a retromingent animal.
–noun 2. an animal that urinates backward.


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[Origin: 1645–55; retro- + Latin mingent- s. of mingens ), prp. of mingere to urinate]

Iconoclast
10-22-2007, 06:32 PM
Let's enjoy the nooses while they're out there, since the leftists are well on their way to getting all speech and expression offensive to minorities outlawed.

Think the First Amendment will stop them? Think again. All they have to do is get enough members of the judiciary and legal profession (disproportionately Jewish) to "reinterpret" the First Amendment such that it doesn't cover "hate speech." They'll use whatever specious arguments they see fit to liken such speech to "yelling fire in a crowded theater," or they'll simply refer to it as "fighting words that have no place in political discourse."

O'Zebedee
10-22-2007, 06:36 PM
"You have revealed yourself as a miserable, carping, retromingent vigilante, and I for one am sick of wasting my time communicating with you" (Benjamin C. Bradlee, Editor, The Washington Post).

Loving Bledsoe
10-22-2007, 06:38 PM
Retromingent

Outdated zoological term which refers to animals which piss backwards. Like a cow. This word is also an excellent insult for fat women who like to piss while kneeling down.

'I hate bumming retromingents while they're pissing'
or
'She looks positively retromingent'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Retromingent

O'Zebedee
10-22-2007, 06:40 PM
Kind of a clunky insult - it doesn't flow well.

SteamshipTime
10-22-2007, 06:57 PM
"Troglodyte" or "troglodytic" would have been better.

Zed
10-22-2007, 07:21 PM
"You have revealed yourself as a miserable, carping, retromingent vigilante, and I for one am sick of wasting my time communicating with you" (Benjamin C. Bradlee, Editor, The Washington Post).


Sounds like you really pissed this guy off, Zeb. What did you say to him?

O'Zebedee
10-22-2007, 07:27 PM
He disagreed with my N-Sync review.

Breckinridge Elkins
10-22-2007, 08:21 PM
"You have revealed yourself as a miserable, carping, retromingent vigilante, and I for one am sick of wasting my time communicating with you" (Benjamin C. Bradlee, Editor, The Washington Post).

Ben Bradlee is black?

O'Zebedee
10-22-2007, 08:26 PM
Ben Bradlee is Jason Robards.

Zed
10-22-2007, 08:46 PM
O'Z is a Retard.

O'Zebedee
10-22-2007, 11:14 PM
I don't have the requisite perky breasts to be a Retard.

Loving Bledsoe
10-22-2007, 11:17 PM
But do you have an Aerosmith tattoo?

O'Zebedee
10-22-2007, 11:23 PM
You continue to mock me about my shortcomings!!!