Post your personal information (name, address, phone) thread [Archive]

Shanemac

07-25-2009, 02:59 PM

I challenge all kane detractors to post their REAL information in this thread. If you choose not to participate, then quit hypocritically accusing me of whining.

Name: Shane Macgillycuddy,
Occupation: Shoe-maker and hoarder of gold
Address: at the end of the rainbow, Co. Offaly
Phone: What's that?

Mandalore

07-25-2009, 03:44 PM

My real name is DeAndre Tyrell Robinson of Patterson, NJ. I live behind 674 Rosa Parks in the second dumpster from the right. The guy in the next dumpster sold my cellphone for a $10 rock, so I need to go back into honkeytown to get a new one.

HurriKANE

07-25-2009, 05:02 PM

Breckinridge Elkins

07-25-2009, 05:18 PM

Ever heard of Facebook? It's time to give up this dreary conservative act, based on out-moded laws, Mr. Technocrat.

It's an open society. But every society has it's losers, and you are one of the unlucky few.

billy_boatrocker

07-25-2009, 05:37 PM

Billy T. Boatrocker
11755 Martin Luffa Kang Blvd.
Couer de Alene, Idaho 74883

somthing else

07-25-2009, 05:45 PM

Address: at the end of the rainbow, Co. Offaly
Phone: What's that?http://www.markfineart.com/Monkey%20Series/Monkey-Island.jpg

economicallyviable

07-25-2009, 07:46 PM

Whereabouts in Lancaster PA are you? I'll be in philly for about a week in a couple months visiting a friend who recently moved out there.

Angocachi

07-25-2009, 10:12 PM

Ibrahim
Chicago
Student and bagger of snickers, gatorade, and beef jerky
Pan-Islamist

bardamu

07-25-2009, 10:34 PM

Washed up gardener.

Blitzen

07-25-2009, 11:06 PM

Blitzen

Magic reindeer, I can fly and talk

Proud member of Teamsters North Pole Local#1
(best union in the world, we work one day a year)

I have a luxury condo in the "barn" next to Santa's house.

Edmonds Fitzgerald

07-25-2009, 11:18 PM

Bernard Fitzgerald
Kanada
Avon salesman
(780) 433-8833‎

Mandalore

07-26-2009, 12:15 AM

Bernard Fitzgerald
Kanada
Avon salesman
(780) 433-8833‎

Just out of curiousity, what would happen to me if I called that number with the Satanic Racist soundboard?

Zed

07-26-2009, 12:17 AM

You'd get a chinky takeaway from hell

Johnson

07-26-2009, 12:23 AM

Aryan Nations/Church of Jesus Christ Christian
attn: Pastor Joe Johnson
1488 Rahowa Lane
Hayden Lake, ID
12345

Mandalore

07-26-2009, 12:38 AM

I know you really do live in NJ, though you are certainly joking about the specific details.

BTW I've always been looking for someone with a mind as sick as me to make a real violent record with lyrics that are sick and disturbing. If I ever see you one day it would be a good project.

I've been wanting to write a tune about skullfucking a chick balls-deep and grabbing her by the throat tightly enough to jack yourself off, then watching her choke to death on blood and semen. Kids from South Jersey would buy that shit. Check my new thread in Tropicana later.

Breckinridge Elkins

07-26-2009, 12:55 AM

Is this music or just lyrics?

Mandalore

07-26-2009, 01:07 AM

Is this music or just lyrics?

Neither one, honestly.

Albert Dryden

07-26-2009, 01:15 AM

Name: Albert Dryden.
Occupation: Smiter of wrongdoers.
Address: Durham's Frankland Prison
Motto: Go fuck yourself Kane.

bardamu

07-26-2009, 01:23 AM

And here I've thought all along you were Dryden the poet.

Albert Dryden

07-26-2009, 01:28 AM

And here I've thought all along you were Dryden the poet.

Were it not for my potty-mouthed proclivities I could understand that misapprehension, being cursed, as I am, with the affliction of severe verbosity.

billy_boatrocker

07-26-2009, 03:08 AM

Ibrahim
Chicago
Student and bagger of snickers, gatorade, and beef jerky
Pan-Islamist

Do you get niggers tryin to pay for stuff - pack of Kools some grape drank and some twinkies etc - with pennies and nickels? :) Or they probably use the local welfare card, it's called W.I.C. around here.

Angocachi

07-26-2009, 03:26 AM

Do you get niggers tryin to pay for stuff - pack of Kools some grape drank and some twinkies etc - with pennies and nickels? :) Or they probably use the local welfare card, it's called W.I.C. around here.

I got a mexican with a whole bag of filthy pennies that I had to count out.
And, yes, I get people with the welfare card, of all races.

UberSwank

07-26-2009, 04:43 AM

There is nothing wrong with paying in change. A good white person however, has the decency to not do it when there is a line.

Mandalore

07-26-2009, 01:31 PM

There is nothing wrong with paying in change. A good white person however, has the decency to not do it when there is a line.

It takes 5 minutes or less to go to a fucking Coinstar machine, though. The nigger snack and smokes mentioned would cost at least $10. Handing a convenience store clerk $10 in pennies and nickels should give him the right to shoot you.

UberSwank

07-26-2009, 04:18 PM

It takes 5 minutes or less to go to a fucking Coinstar machine, though. The nigger snack and smokes mentioned would cost at least $10. Handing a convenience store clerk $10 in pennies and nickels should give him the right to shoot you.

You lose 9% at the coinstar. If you have the change counted out and sorted beforehand, there is no major inconvenience.

Breckinridge Elkins

07-26-2009, 07:31 PM

An old lady bought ten bucks worth of watermelons with dimes, from one of my venders.

They're sitting on my desk right now, in piles. Not sure what to do with 'em.

IkeTurner

07-26-2009, 07:39 PM

An old lady bought ten bucks worth of watermelons with dimes, from one of my venders.

They're sitting on my desk right now, in piles. Not sure what to do with 'em.

Take they down, along wi'f the big glass jug you grandpappy gab you filled wi'f pennies and nickles, and pay you next electricity bill. Make sure to hab someone carry a videocam behind you to capture the drama.

Then sell the reaction to FoxNews. Tell 'em you be doin' it in service of The Freedom League of Sons of Injuns, or whatnot; that you be a son-of-tribal rep. fo' backers of the good Doktor Paul. Jess wing it.

Make yo'se'f a name and some street cred. Do you grandpappy proud.

Zed

07-26-2009, 08:04 PM

An old lady bought ten bucks worth of watermelons with dimes, from one of my venders.

They're sitting on my desk right now, in piles. Not sure what to do with 'em.

You raise watermelons in Brecker's Holler?

Breckinridge Elkins

07-26-2009, 08:11 PM

You raise watermelons in Brecker's Holler?

I live on a mountain. And yes, working a number of sidelines keeps me going.

Zed

07-26-2009, 08:33 PM

Unless you need rock climbing equipment to get to the top of it, it ain't a mountain

Breckinridge Elkins

07-26-2009, 08:43 PM

The Ozark plateau isn't much of a mountain, but a man of your age might still need mountaineering gear to get up it.

Zed

07-26-2009, 08:57 PM

Just because a swarthy untermensch like you is old before his time doesn't mean a Nordic superman like me is.

Breckinridge Elkins

07-26-2009, 08:59 PM

I'll bet the farm on beer, that you couldn't run up and down that hill twice, every morning.

This regime constitutes my morning warm-up.

Zed

07-26-2009, 09:05 PM

Floating up on ganja fumes is far more likely

IkeTurner

07-26-2009, 09:33 PM

Floating up on ganja fumes is far more likely

Feel the love. :lmao:

Zed

07-26-2009, 09:57 PM

I'll bet the farm on beer, that you couldn't run up and down that hill twice, every morning.

This regime constitutes my morning warm-up.

Since beer was mentioned I am honour bound to take this bet. However, since you have the home ground advantage, and I am the challenged party I propose a slight change in rules. You give me a piggy back ride up this hill and I'll see if I can beat your time while giving you a piggy back in return.

Angocachi

07-27-2009, 12:49 AM

Since beer was mentioned I am honour bound to take this bet. However, since you have the home ground advantage, and I am the challenged party I propose a slight change in rules. You give me a piggy back ride up this hill and I'll see if I can beat your time while giving you a piggy back in return.

Rule #42
The longer a conversation lasts with Zed, the more likely he will propose something vaguely homosexual.

The Green Man

07-27-2009, 12:55 AM

They're sitting on my desk right now, in piles. Not sure what to do with 'em.
Go buy a pack of Kools and a snickers bar.

WFHermans

07-27-2009, 01:22 AM

Go to the Phora to see real homosexuals. Last time I checked (2 years ago) it was illegal to post female boobs there. But posting manboobs was allowed, as was proven by 88mmFag when he posted his manboobs.

somthing else

07-27-2009, 01:46 AM

Zed

07-27-2009, 02:37 AM

Rule #42
The longer a conversation lasts with Zed, the more likely he will propose something vaguely homosexual.

You think everything is vaguely homosexual, the eggheads call that projection

Shanemac

07-27-2009, 11:07 AM

They're sitting on my desk right now, in piles. Not sure what to do with 'em.

May I suggest spending it on firewater?

Mandalore

07-27-2009, 03:07 PM

May I suggest spending it on firewater?

Surely you're aware of the irony in a mick making fun of the Injuns' love for whiskey? Besides, Breck doesn't need to buy whiskey. County regulations where he lives mandate a minimum of 1 moonshine still per wooded acre of property.

I only had genuine corn whiskey once. There was a roadside stand near the Virginia/North Carolina border that I always bought fireworks from as a kid during family vacations, but I never though beyond pyromania at that age. I stopped back by about 4 years ago, only to discover that they also carried knives, swords, racist lawn statues and drug paraphernalia. The old redneck proprieter smoked me up on a doobie, then showed me the good stuff. I left with two mason jars of skullcracker, an ounce of homegrown, a gross of real m-80s, a 3-layer glass bubbler... and a lawn statue of a coon holding a slice of watermelon and a chicken leg. The old guy called these statues "ce-ment niggers".

Breckinridge Elkins

07-27-2009, 04:37 PM

There's an retired military guy who lives a few miles up the road from me, who distills moonshine. Supposed to be pretty good. I ain't tried it. He's not a real redneck, but he pretends to be. Has the full beard and overalls and so forth.

Pastor Visser

07-27-2009, 05:49 PM

Elmer's Glue is best.

Mandalore

07-27-2009, 07:39 PM

Breckinridge Elkins

07-27-2009, 07:47 PM

Yeah, old boy wants to go out into the country and play moonshiner.

Real rednecks mainly make moonshine to run their cars and for family reunions.

Edmonds Fitzgerald

07-27-2009, 09:37 PM

Surely you're aware of the irony in a mick making fun of the Injuns' love for whiskey?

Despite the reputation of the Irish they can generaly handle their alcohol alot better than indians. Many indians have the same problem as their asiatic cousins do, their bodies won't completely breakdown alcohol giving them a low tolerance. Combine that with their inherent propensity for violence and you got yourself a problem that few irishmen could ever match. There's a reason why the wild west used to have "No Indians" signs posted outside of saloons.

Mandalore

07-28-2009, 12:42 AM

Despite the reputation of the Irish they can generaly handle their alcohol alot better than indians. Many indians have the same problem as their asiatic cousins do, their bodies won't completely breakdown alcohol giving them a low tolerance. Combine that with their inherent propensity for violence and you got yourself a problem that few irishmen could ever match. There's a reason why the wild west used to have "No Indians" signs posted outside of saloons.

Kinda reminds me of hearing about "No Irish" signs in England. Anyways, I don't know that the Irish are genetically predisposed to alcoholism any more than other Brits; getting smashed just seems to be more culturally acceptable to them.

I honestly can't comment much on Injuns. I'm not willing to pass judgement on a group that I admittedly know next to nothing about. Not saying your reasons for disliking them aren't valid, just that I've never had any negative experiences with them.

Nobody's saying they're White, but if I had a sister and she was torn between Breck and the Libertine... well, you could call my nephew Tonto.

WFHermans

07-28-2009, 01:21 AM

Who needs alcohol with mescaline and peyote growing in your garden?

Edmonds Fitzgerald

07-28-2009, 01:28 AM

I honestly can't comment much on Injuns. I'm not willing to pass judgement on a group that I admittedly know next to nothing about. Not saying your reasons for disliking them aren't valid, just that I've never had any negative experiences with them.

Indians are similar to niggers in the sense that the only white people that tend to like them are those that live far away from them.

Nobody's saying they're White, but if I had a sister and she was torn between Breck and the Libertine... well, you could call my nephew Tonto.

At least you'd have a cheap cigarette hookup if it was half squaw.

Who needs alcohol with mescaline and peyote growing in your garden?

Indians do. They live their whole lives in a constant pursuit for more alcohol or just about anything intoxicating that they can get their hands on(gasoline, lysol).

NowhereMan

07-28-2009, 02:44 AM

Indians do. They live their whole lives in a constant pursuit for more alcohol or just about anything intoxicating that they can get their hands on(gasoline, lysol).

Sure, there are a lot like that but the ones I've know won't touch alcohol.
They go out and live in the white man's world and go home to live in the indian world where there is no alcohol.
Knew a lot of them in NM, but since they keep to themselves most people would never know them.

NowhereMan