This ISN'T photoshopped

[T.J. Harden]

I want to make some quick comments about a thread over at the phora by the same title. You can view the thread here if you wish. (http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=54910)

I agree with José Arcadio Buendía on one thing. The Spanish Prime Minster should have taught his daughters how to dress at political functions. Their attire is without question inappropriate, although they could have dressed far worse.

His opinion about their weight I don't agree with. They're children born of privilege so to me it's not a surprise they're overweight. When the American Indians first visited England, one of the Indians didn't even know he was introduced to the King because the King was fat and missing most of his teeth. Royal families back then didn't have the internet taking snapshots of their unflattering moments. Instead they could have a painting done to their liking and caste their image in an unrealistic bronze statue. We have a tendency to romanticize the past but luckily people wrote about some of those unflattering moments. The caricature of the fat greedy politician was done for a reason. Politicians tend to live a life of excess and gluttony. Why should their offspring be any different?

[Johnson]

Shut the fuck up, Hardon.

[Mandalore]

Wow. Two teenage pigs who were already outcasts for being morbidly obese decided to dress in retarded goth fashion. Fucking amazing, Hardon.

[Breckinridge Elkins]

"The daughters are channeling their inner (Visi)goth."-N@D.

I found this very droll and the girls somewhat attractive.

[Mandalore]

"The daughters are channeling their inner (Visi)goth."-N@D.

I found this very droll and the girls somewhat attractive.


They look unhealthy, though. They either have congenital spine problems or else they spend so much time lounging around that they can no longer keep their backs straight.

[Albert Dryden]

I found this very droll and the girls somewhat attractive.

Yours must be a lonely existence, Breck.

[Dynamite Dan]

They were discriminately keeping a distance from the ape-like guests and the photographer has said something like: "get closer to the niggers, girls"
So they're arched over hesitantly -- like a kid that doesn't wanna get too close to the auntie that gives sloppy kisses on the cheek at family occasions.

Wise kids. I bet they listen to the Stooges, too. :rockout:

[anunnaki]

Why are kids of politicians always forced into these events? It's not like they decided to run for president/prime minister/First Asshole. Leave the kids alone. :mad:

[Sam Crow]

Why are kids of politicians always forced into these events? It's not like they decided to run for president/prime minister/First Asshole. Leave the kids alone. :mad: Yea those kids should be furious having to pose with those niggers.

[billy_boatrocker]

They look unhealthy, though. They either have congenital spine problems or else they spend so much time lounging around that they can no longer keep their backs straight.

Yep, the blond one looks retarded. The other is just a chunky goth chick. Remember Velasquez' painting of the Spanish Royal Family? Bwahahahaaa! Things haven't changed much in 350 years. Except the above photo has a nigger servant and a female ape in it... curious indeed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/chas2004/Las_Meninas_01.jpg
Las Meninas - 1656

[WFHermans]

They're supposedly 13 and 15 years old, at that age everybody looks like a moron. I agree the pic would have been better if they would have stabbed the chimpanzees to death.

[UberSwank]

Only homos sit around talking about people's looks and attire or playing the guess the phenotype game.

[FIPS]

Wow. Two teenage pigs who were already outcasts for being morbidly obese decided to dress in retarded goth fashion. Fucking amazing, Hardon.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/09/obamagoths.jpg
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IT LOOKS TO ME MORE LIKE THEY'D JUST COME BACK FROM KABALLAH, AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE...

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[EinsatzGrenadier]

To be fair, Michelle Obama's dress is made out of an onion bag.

[anunnaki]

I actually like Michelle's dress. Perhaps not the colour, looks like mustard. The shoes are great though.

[SteamshipTime]

Only homos sit around talking about people's looks and attire or playing the guess the phenotype game.

To some extent. But appearance and bearing are important and entirely heterosexual concepts.

Those daughters are just at a really awkward stage. The only public photos should have been of the heads of state and their wives.

[SteamshipTime]

I actually like Michelle's dress. Perhaps not the colour, looks like mustard. The shoes are great though.

That is actually one of her stellar appearances.

[Lighto]

Spanish socialists are ugly peoples, I thinks. Bad postures is one of my pitpeeves, and they should all be placed in basement of the Alcazar to rot.

The wife - and yes, that face could stop a donkey cart at 8 km/hr - has the hidden lumbers, or used to.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

Fat chicks will always be fat, and for that reason alone they should've been excluded from the photograph.

[Shanemac]

The blond bitch is hot... the other one is still fuckable. She's certainly not "morbidly obese"... probably will be when she's older though.

edit: by "blond bitch" I want to make it clear I'm referring to the daughter, not that horse-faced old hag on the left.

[gmork]

The one in the combat boots would be right at home in the Stormfront picture thread.