Classify or die [Archive]

Ron Hitler-Barassi

11-28-2009, 05:41 AM

He hasn't been here yet, so just to preempt the inevitable visitation....

http://i37.tinypic.com/hx27pz.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/33tjqdz.jpg

Refined and concentrated Nordid traits. Unsure of whether Nordid or Nordid-Dalofaelid though. Skin being a 14/88 shade of white. Almost albino, even.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l0hu667uxaI/Sd9SeK4_olI/AAAAAAAAA3g/EHj4eoZPJRM/s400/vonsydow-9c.jpg
The similarities are striking.

Surely a worthy aryan stud for Annunaki's next litter!

Zed

11-28-2009, 06:06 AM

Jabba the Hut. :tard2:

Remember that wog from Midnight Express who lectured the protagonist on his philosophy of life?

"You fucka them before they fuck-a you!"

Johnson

11-28-2009, 06:10 AM

I don't trust anyone with attached earlobes.

billy_boatrocker

11-28-2009, 07:53 AM

I didn't notice at first but this guy's in Austria, WTF is that all about? Indian laborer or tech geek stealing a job from a local? Or is this dude a Turk who wandered over from Germany? Doesn't look cunning enough to be a gypsy. Reminds me of Peter Lorre.

FIPS

11-28-2009, 01:50 PM

VikingLegacy

01-09-2010, 08:51 AM

I call him a Jew, because he's got asymmetrical eyes in the top pic. Plus, his mouth is off-center.

It's all irrelevant, because he's not a person - he has brown eyes afterall.

Bluto

01-09-2010, 08:57 AM

http://i37.tinypic.com/hx27pz.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/33tjqdz.jpg

VikingLegacy?

Shanemac

01-09-2010, 10:35 AM

I call him a Jew, because he's got asymmetrical eyes in the top pic. Plus, his mouth is off-center.

It's all irrelevant, because he's not a person - he has brown eyes afterall.

Oh come on... so he has brown eyes, and you're saying he's not human? Don't you think that's a bit extreme? I will go along with you as far as agreeing that brown eyed-people probably have no soul and deserve to be deported to Afghanistan though.

Draco

01-09-2010, 03:11 PM

Oh come on... so he has brown eyes, and you're saying he's not human? Don't you think that's a bit extreme? I will go along with you as far as agreeing that brown eyed-people probably have no soul and deserve to be deported to Afghanistan though.

Banish me to a wog-land with more desirable pussy please, say Iran or Lebanon.

VikingLegacy

01-09-2010, 06:13 PM

Oh come on... so he has brown eyes, and you're saying he's not human? Don't you think that's a bit extreme?

No.

Bluto

01-09-2010, 06:41 PM

Fuck, a blue-eyed person may be da product o' two brown-eyed people. Fuck, there is blue-eyed people wit' brown-eyed siblings.

And ya shouldn't mock yerself, VikingLegacy, for havin' brown eyes. Even if ya had blue eyes, ya would still be a sticknigger.

VikingLegacy

01-09-2010, 07:48 PM

Zed

01-09-2010, 09:25 PM

Nordics only have blue or green eyes,

Who told you that?

Edmonds Fitzgerald

01-09-2010, 09:31 PM

Nordics only have blue or green eyes, and everyone knows non-Nords are non-people.

And grey.

Who told you that?

That's a fact. Coon said so himself. I'll actually look for one of his books that I have and quote it directly.

Zed

01-09-2010, 09:34 PM

And grey.
That's a fact. Coon said so himself. I'll actually look for one of his books that I have and quote it directly.

In RoE he said not all Nordics are de-pigmented. Something like "we cannot expect complete uniformity"

Edmonds Fitzgerald

01-09-2010, 09:41 PM

I suppose there are varying degrees of Nordishness. Too bad there isn't some sort of Nordish Face Calculator. Now that would be neat.

As for the paki dude in the photo. I'd classify him as a, Sonusofliquorstoreownerus.

Zed

01-09-2010, 09:44 PM

I suppose there are varying degrees of Nordishness.

That's not exactly what he meant. You can be pure Nordic in type and lineage and still have brown or black hair and eyes.

Too bad there isn't some sort of Nordish Face Calculator. Now that would be neat.

Doesn't Dienekes calculator give Nordic results?

Edmonds Fitzgerald

01-09-2010, 09:57 PM

That's not exactly what he meant. You can be pure Nordic in type and lineage and still have brown or black hair and eyes.

You're thinking of Meds. Coon basically thought of them as darker nords with slightly smaller heads. All nordics have blue, blue-grey, or grey eyes.

Doesn't Dienekes calculator give Nordic results?

I don't know how to accurately measure my head. I'd need a professional.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Human_head_measuring_instrument.jpg/180px-Human_head_measuring_instrument.jpg

Zed

01-09-2010, 10:50 PM

You're thinking of Meds. Coon basically thought of them as darker nords with slightly smaller heads. All nordics have blue, blue-grey, or grey eyes.

No, I'm thinking of Nordics and the fact that you can't expect any group to be 100% blonde and blue-eyed.

I don't know how to accurately measure my head. I'd need a professional.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Human_head_measuring_instrument.jpg/180px-Human_head_measuring_instrument.jpg

I'll measure it for you. One guy on Skadi recommended using a pair of bricks. I'll be gentle

Edmonds Fitzgerald

01-09-2010, 11:22 PM

No, I'm thinking of Nordics and the fact that you can't expect any group to be 100% blonde and blue-eyed.

Nordics can have brown hair(not black), but not brown eyes. That's just how it is. There is no such thing as a nordic phenotype with brown eyes. That person would not be nordic. And may god have mercy on their unfortunate soul.

I'll measure it for you. One guy on Skadi recommended using a pair of bricks. I'll be gentle

Sounds like somebody is angry because they have brown eyes.

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 03:12 AM

That's not exactly what he meant. You can be pure Nordic in type and lineage and still have brown or black hair and eyes.

False. The term Nordic primarily represents a phenotype, or a physical expression of genes. It refers specifically to a set of features including hair color, eye color and skull shape. Since these are largely recessive traits, it's often a good indicator of ancestry.

My features are Nordic. Both of my parents have brown hair and hazel eyes. 3of my grandparents had Nordic features. Gene expression is funny like that.

Zed

01-10-2010, 04:03 AM

False. The term Nordic primarily represents a phenotype, or a physical expression of genes. It refers specifically to a set of features including hair color, eye color and skull shape. Since these are largely recessive traits, it's often a good indicator of ancestry.

My features are Nordic. Both of my parents have brown hair and hazel eyes. 3of my grandparents had Nordic features. Gene expression is funny like that.

Sorry, Coon doesn't agree.

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 04:14 AM

Don't try and distort anthropology for your own purposes, brownie.

Edmonds Fitzgerald

01-10-2010, 04:16 AM

Sorry, Coon doesn't agree.

Dude, you are fucking insane if you classify someone with brown eyes as nordic. That is just out of this world ridiculous.

VikingLegacy

01-10-2010, 05:19 AM

Nordics can have brown hair(not black), but not brown eyes. That's just how it is. There is no such thing as a nordic phenotype with brown eyes. That person would not be nordic. And may god have mercy on their unfortunate soul.

Sounds like somebody is angry because they have brown eyes.

Exactly. Something like 80% of Scandinavian children are blonde, but something like 60% of those blondes have their hair darken to varying extents, sometimes to near-blackness, in their teens and adult years. This hair has the ability to sun-bleach a lot of the time.

I was platinum blonde until I was ~10-11, and then my hair started darkening until it's like it is today, extremely dark brown.

In theory a Nord could technically have brown eyes, but I don't like to admit brown-eyeds into our clade because you can never really tell. That would open the door for all sorts of non-white muds to try to claim Nordicness somehow.

Even if it were true, and nords could have brown eyes, I wouldn't acknowledge their Nordicness. It's for the good of the Nordic species that we draw a hard and fast line somewhere and stick to it.

Madison Grant agrees with you, Fitz.

rockstar135

01-10-2010, 09:36 AM

Hahaha I know this dude. He posts pictures of himself everywhere and he thinks he's actually good looking.

Bluto

01-10-2010, 09:38 AM

Vikin'Legacy-

http://i37.tinypic.com/hx27pz.jpg

"I was platinum blonde until I was ~10-11, and then my hair started darkening until it's like it is today, extremely dark brown."

VikingLegacy

01-10-2010, 10:18 AM

Bluto:

http://thecst.org.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jew.jpg

Shanemac

01-10-2010, 12:11 PM

Hahaha I know this dude. He posts pictures of himself everywhere and he thinks he's actually good looking.

Pot, Kettle... ahh, I forget how the rest of that goes....

Draco

01-10-2010, 03:25 PM

My wife and I have brown hair and eyes and our oldest daughter has blonde hair and green eyes, and our youngest daughter has brown hair and eyes.

Genetics is affected by probability.

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 03:49 PM

Hahaha I know this dude. He posts pictures of himself everywhere and he thinks he's actually good looking.

I think it's got to be a put-on. The guy knows he's so incredibly repulsive that he decided to say "fuck it" and bum everyone out. He apparently posted really graphic pictures on the Phora, including a goatse imitation.

There were fairly recent pics of the same person who was of a normal weight. Given the extreme facial distortion and the rapid, massive weight gain, I suspect that he was given some sort of hormone therapy for an illness. This would explain the swollen face, miniscule genitalia and bitch tits... not to mention the drive to gross people out.

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 03:50 PM

Pot, Kettle... ahh, I forget how the rest of that goes....

Nigger. The word you're looking for is nigger.

Spartacus

01-10-2010, 04:28 PM

My wife and I have brown hair and eyes and our oldest daughter has blonde hair and green eyes, and our youngest daughter has brown hair and eyes.

Genetics is affected by probability.

It really is a lottery.

My wife and I both have fair hair and blue eyes, and yet our three children are all swarthy, thick-lipped, kinky-haired, and inexplicably aggressive and stupid. Her great-great grandfather was one-quarter Spanish, though, so that's probably the reason.

Spartacus

01-10-2010, 05:13 PM

A much simpler explanation is that your wife is secretly seeing a man named Adewale.

She simply wouldn't have the time. I mean, she has basketball practice three or four nights a week.

Zed

01-10-2010, 06:29 PM

Dude, you are fucking insane if you classify someone with brown eyes as nordic. That is just out of this world ridiculous.

Don't try and distort anthropology for your own purposes, brownie.

Read Coon and get the facts, rather than online nutzi interpretation of said facts. Anyway, I'm UP or maybe Corded.

You do realize that UP is where the blondness originally came from?

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 07:05 PM

Read Coon and get the facts, rather than online nutzi interpretation of said facts. Anyway, I'm UP or maybe Corded.

You do realize that UP is where the blondness originally came from?

I've read plenty of Coon, dude.
What I realize is that anthropological "facts" will continue to change as newer data is acquired, and that scientists bicker and argue much more than politicians.

Zed

01-10-2010, 07:15 PM

I've read plenty of Coon, dude.

You must have missed the part where he specifically said that not all specimens are de-pigmented

What I realize is that anthropological "facts" will continue to change as newer data is acquired, and that scientists bicker and argue much more than politicians.

They don't even research the old typological style anymore, so they won't be getting any new opinions on it. Too bad somebody wouldn't do DNA tests on people of a certain type to see if there are any connections.

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 07:20 PM

You must have missed the part where he specifically said that not all specimens are de-pigmented

I caught that. I just don't take everything he says as indisputable fact.

They don't even research the old typological style anymore, so they won't be getting any new opinions on it. Too bad somebody wouldn't do DNA tests on people of a certain type to see if there are any connections.

The problem is running the tests; they probably have. The problem is that all the eggheads know they'll lose their jobs and be blacklisted for publishing the results. Look what happens to formerly respected scholars who gently suggest that the death figures for the holocaust may have been just a little off.

Zed

01-10-2010, 07:24 PM

I caught that. I just don't take everything he says as indisputable fact.

So you just take what you want to believe?

The problem is running the tests; they probably have. The problem is that all the eggheads know they'll lose their jobs and be blacklisted for publishing the results. Look what happens to formerly respected scholars who gently suggest that the death figures for the holocaust may have been just a little off.

I mean the sub-racial types, you know, test a bunch of Dinarics to see if they are related. I doubt anybody even thinks to do this these days.

Mandalore

01-10-2010, 07:49 PM

So you just take what you want to believe?

Don't we all? I could quote you guys with drastically different opinions from Coon's, and quite a few somewhere in between. Coon was right a lot more than he was wrong, but I'm not going to blindly follow one single opinion. As you say, we'd really need some serious labwork to even come close to proving anything.

Zed

01-10-2010, 09:29 PM

Don't we all? I could quote you guys with drastically different opinions from Coon's, and quite a few somewhere in between. Coon was right a lot more than he was wrong, but I'm not going to blindly follow one single opinion. As you say, we'd really need some serious labwork to even come close to proving anything.

Well, it's different if you take what someone else says as disproving what Coon said. If you've got some links for typological anthropologists who disagreed with Coon that Hallstatt types could have dark hair and eyes without being mixed, I'd be interested in reading them.