How to hack The Phora

[Frater Perdurabo]

There has been some treacherous talk on the Phora recently about hacking this very forum, see here:

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=59156

I propose to make a similar thread here. While I strongly oppose hacking forums, there exists the possibility of hacking the Phora, and therefore we, as realists, must discuss it.

As several of our members have hacked the Phora before we can rely on some first-hand accounts.

Discuss.

[HurriKANE]

take your mysql backups, admins!

[economicallyviable]

Those roaches really have gone too far. Further proof that they are a malicious cabal of anti-racist fed/piglice sympathizers.

what you don't understand is that apprendiz IS frater.

[O'Zebedee]

hey guys wut r u talkin about

[Frater Perdurabo]

what you don't understand is that apprendiz IS frater.
Evidence?

[economicallyviable]

http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17406 :stone:

[Frater Perdurabo]

http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17406 :stone:
That was obviously a tongue-in-cheek post.

[HurriKANE]

if you do hack the phora, know that you'll have my full moral support.

I can never really forgive them for selling out their best posters (Muslims, Stalinists, Ixaberts, kanes) for better standing with VNNers and cruelly airing personal information of members. Not to mention phone call after phone call.

Know that when I am out of my parent's house, I will out every one of them (including Macrobius) on my editorial blog, and make sure the page rank is high.

[Frater Perdurabo]

Know that when I am out of my parent's house, I will out every one of them (including Macrobius) on my editorial blog, and make sure the page rank is high.
Their real life identities are completely safe then.

[HurriKANE]

We'll see about that!

[The Octopussy]

I dont like this it not nice :(

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

Phorons should banned and shot in the head. Kane knows where they live. We can find them if we look hard enough. Cornholio will be the first to die.

[HurriKANE]

We need an anti-phora witchhunt just like the nazis had a anti-Jew witch hunt and stalin had a anti-Kulak witchunt.

The Nuremberg laws (allegedly) targeted people with three Jewish grandparents in Germany, and one Jewish grandparent in Poland and the Ukraine. My legislation would be similar. It would target you if three phora mods have something positive to say about you!

Because Helios and Featherston have made some relatively benign statements towards kane, I survive the purge. Two is not three!

Like the Nazis, I'll give "honorary non-phorian" status to a few people who are phorians under my kinship laws, but that depends on them demonstrating anti-phora views.

[O'Zebedee]

Kane and Frater have linked up as saboteurs. Reference to this in the Bible as one of the signs of apocalypse. Trouble coming down.

[Frater Perdurabo]

Phorons should banned and shot in the head. Kane knows where they live. We can find them if we look hard enough. Cornholio will be the first to die.
Neither you nor Kane would survive three seconds in the slums of Tijuana, where Cornholio dwells.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

Perhaps we wouldn't last very long roaming the streets. But i'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find a local to go and retrieve your head from your body. How much does a task like that cost nowadays, ten, twenty, fifty american dolares?

[MadScienceType]

Fifty? You're way overbidding. For fifty, I think they'll throw in a virgin daughter too.

Wait, was this Mexico or Detroit you're talking about?

[il ragno]

Know that when I am out of my parent's house, I will out every one of them (including Macrobius) on my editorial blog, and make sure the page rank is high.

Hey....scumbag! What's this "going to" business? You already did....and the page is still up at the JTF Forum, for any psycho to find and appropriate.

Now I'm constrained from taking action here because - fuckhead that you are - you "outed" both me and Johnson with ludicrously incorrect information, so technically I'm not an injured party here. But the others? I recommend they sic lawyers on your father immediately.....PM me for contact info for Kane's parents, work AND home, if anyone's int'd.

[O'Zebedee]

I'm going to single town.

[HurriKANE]

I have never ever harassed someone's family member.

You and Macrobius should really be ashamed of yourselves.

I believe you are Michael Musto, because every time I do something to test it out, you respond by getting pissed off.

[Draco]

Wait, theres a forum rivalry?

Bonus lulz to the phora for spotting that the Outhouse was cached.

[T.J. Harden]

How to hack The Phora

1. Install AOL Instant Messenger

2. Create user name Chan-sook

3. Contact Green Man

4. Chat until you develop a relationship

5. Make him give you admin access in exchange for sexual intercourse(but don't of course)

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, a simple fool proof way to hack The Phora. Brought to you by Kenya.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

I have never ever harassed someone's family member.

You and Macrobius should really be ashamed of yourselves.

They actually called your father, Kane? If I were you. I'd be out for revenge.

[HurriKANE]

They actually called your father, Kane? If I were you. I'd be out for revenge.

They called his workplace.

I will be out for blood once I separate. And the job search is looking better.

As naive as he is, he was wise enough to know that Macrobius didn't have good intentions when I informed him of what Macrobius had said in the shoutbox, and what the phora was about. Macrobius said I was "suicidal." But the video is obviously art.

I could cut Macrobius's throat right now if it were legal.

[il ragno]

I have never ever harassed someone's family member.

Neither have I.

Besides, I'm not advocating harassing your family, I'm advocating alerting them to your Columbine-like behavior and general ticking-bomb demeanor.

You and Macrobius should really be ashamed of yourselves.

What the fuck does Macro have to do with this?

I believe you are Michael Musto, because every time I do something to test it out, you respond by getting pissed off.

That's nice. I believe this rock keeps tigers away, since ever since I picked it up off the sidewalk I haven't spotted a single tiger. So we're both detectives!

Like it or not, this is the way it was and is: you showed up on the Phora (and like boards) 4+ years ago. You were almost immediately not liked: both the regulars and the part-timers found you intolerably stupid, tragically naive, and - above all else - as irritating as a mosquito bite on the balls.

Nobody sabotaged your 'good name' on the Phora - or rather, everyone did. Because not for a nanosecond were you ever accepted, or liked, or treated as anything other than a mustard stain on a clean shirt.

The difference between you and everybody else - besides chromosomes in pairs - is that you didn't say, "Hey fuck you, who needs ya?" and shove off; no, you decided on the spot that you enjoyed a special entitlement; a God-given, Constitutionally-protected right to not merely post freely on the Phora, but to be taken seriously, called "sir", curtsied to, and play in all our reindeer games besides.

In other words, YOU - are a fuckin' MENTAL CASE. Your entire "campaign" is Caligula-like in its utter pointlessness. For three-odd years you've been fighting a war against the Phora for doing what people you meet in everyday situations have been doing to you all your life: laugh, and dismiss you with a contemptuous hand wave. The only difference between us and the ten-year-old kid who lives next door to you is that you can't flick a lit cigarette at your chest on the Internet.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

They called his workplace.

I will be out for blood once I separate. And the job search is looking better.

As naive as he is, he was wise enough to know that Macrobius didn't have good intentions when I informed him of what Macrobius had said in the shoutbox, and what the phora was about. Macrobius said I was "suicidal." But the video is obviously art.

I could cut Macrobius's throat right now if it were legal.

Some people just go too far. I really don't think there'd be any type of revenge to severe considering the circumstances. Nobody has the right to harass your family.

[HurriKANE]

And according to my witness, everyone in the phora shoutbox cheered him on when he threatened to do it!

They are ALL guilty!

[HurriKANE]

Let's make more threads bashing Macrobius.

I hate that stuffy piece of shit.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

I thought there were rules against this sort of thing. If someone did that to me. I'd go after their family. I wouldn't even bother with them. Even if years had to pass before the heat blew over. I'd make that person pay dearly.

[HurriKANE]

I guess if the family members are good people, they'll agree with me. If not, even though they are innocent, they are corrupt enough for me not to care.

I really don't want to go after family members, but maybe it's time to do it now.

By the way, Macrobius's real name is allegedly Macro Beeyus. Unless he was clever enough to lie.

[Zed]

Also, there is absolutely no need for anyone to hack SI in order to obtain admin status over there. Just post there for a few months and you will inevitably be given admin privileges by a certain careless admin over there, by accident. I know of over 9 people (most of whom hate SI) having accidentally been given admin privileges over there.

WTF? :lmao:

[apocales]

For those who hate this place so much, they sure do know a lot about it.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

Why in the hell are there phorons with moderator privileges? This is total horseshit.

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

Is Macrobius a moderator?

[Zed]

Is Macrobius a moderator?

No, Mac's not a mod.


S/he [member wtf-ever] was going a little heavy on the psychedelics, I presume.

I presume. Or we're the luckiest bastards on the net that none of these accidental admins that hate us ever fucked anything up. :lmao:

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

How many phorons have you given moderator status too?

[Zed]

Masty, Trickno, Einsatz Grenadier, Ron Hitler, Anticlitizen, Albert Dryden. There's a tab at the bottom of the index page "View forum leaders" so you can see for yourself

[HurriKANE]

Einsatz Grenadier is a phorian.

That must be why he has fucking mental issues.

I bet I can find three phora mods that praise him. That makes him a phorian, unless he renounces it and becomes an honorary non-phorian.

[economicallyviable]

Einsatz Grenadier is a phorian.

That must be why he has fucking mental issues.

what's your excuse?

[Breckinridge Elkins]

You realize that the most people on this board who are threatened might just retaliate by hiring a couple of MMA-losers like Mandy and Shah to waylay and beat you half to death on one of your runs, right Kanester?
They live closer to you than I do to Kriger.

[HurriKANE]

mandolore wouldn't fight for phorians.

Shaw might.

[Breckinridge Elkins]

I said hire. You know, as in pay.

[HurriKANE]

If it was through a trail, they wouldn't be able to catch me! :lmao:

[Draco]

Although I haven't posted at the Phora in months, to reverse troll SI (and especially Kane) I will resume as time allows.

[Breckinridge Elkins]

Kanester, I'd take the threat of beatings very seriesly if I was you.

Still happens (http://www.rooshv.com/), you know

In all seriousness, I have someone waiting for my check (and I will pay) to hunt you down in Medellin and kick the living shit out of you. I have instructed them to focus on your dick and balls mostly so that you may never reproduce. also: given my group of nerdy friends your blog may come down with a virus that would cause it’s demise. if you go away quietly then noting will happen. my ex is 6′4″ (no kidding, seriously) and out-weighs you by 50lbs and will gladly whoop you mercilessly when you return to DC. I have your mom’s address and I will copy and mail your lovely e-mails along with my sob story to her and beg her to get you psychological help.

[Zed]

"Anticlitizen":lmao:

Was that intentional?

Yes. :beerbang:

[Macrobius]

By the way, Macrobius's real name is allegedly Macro Beeyus. Unless he was clever enough to lie.

You can confirm the truth of my name in a number of ways:

I was a collaborator on a project with Robin Cover, current head of http://xml.com, which creates XML standards, back in the early 90s. You could call him up, give him your name, and then drop the fact casually that you know me and would like a job. That's called networking. Give me as a reference and mention the BCP project.

Guido von Rossum knows my name well enough to have once written me an email asking me to try out his new programming language Python.

I've exchanged emails with with Richard Stallman about my work. My name is in early numbers of the Free Software Foundation's GNU bulletin. I have a 5-digit user ID on Slashdot.

I beta tested the world wide web back when it had a half dozen nodes and a command line client -- would you like an introduction to Tim Berners-Lee?

Some of my early Usenet posts on 'how to use the internet' made it into ISBN numbers. I got calls from O'Reilly publishing and literary agents about turning them into books, but turned them down because writers don't make shit compared to technologists, and writing books is a pain. They're published as early numbers on Project Gutenberg though. Give Michael Hart a call [yeah, I know he retired as director of the project he founded].

All this is easily verified with Google, as are all my old Usenet posts, going back to 1992 -- were you born then? -- which are in 'Google Groups' now, forever embalmed on the internet, like your posts will be.

What I'm suggesting is that if you want to work in IT, slitting my throat might be a career limiting move.

But do start calling around. You will find 'OK, I know Macrobius, but who's this new kid who slit his throat and wants a job?'

I've got a better idea though: let it go, and find something positive to do with your life.

[O'Zebedee]

I actually put forward the notion a few years ago of making Macrobius a mod, to help with certain tech issues. Fortunately we had Johnny around at the time, though.

Kane, you gotta unlax - for any number of reasons. Chill, please.

[apocales]

Kane, take a vacation to your sisters bro for a few days, life is great outside the computer. Pick up some wine coolers and play some darts and pinball.

[apocales]

I want a pinball machine :(. Make it happen Ozeb, u got entertainment connections.

[O'Zebedee]

I want a pinball machine :(. Make it happen Ozeb, u got entertainment connections.

There's a place about five blocks from where I live where they sell pinball machines, foosball tables and classic arcade games - there has to be a place like that where you are.

Man, I seriously want a foosball table.

[O'Zebedee]

Kane, take a vacation to your sisters bro for a few days, life is great outside the computer. Pick up some wine coolers and play some darts and pinball.

Do it, kane!

[Draco]

Plan to post at Phora abandoned because it is so fucking boring there.

[Mandalore]

You realize that the most people on this board who are threatened might just retaliate by hiring a couple of MMA-losers like Mandy and Shah to waylay and beat you half to death on one of your runs, right Kanester?
They live closer to you than I do to Kriger.

I haven't trained in almost a year, dude. And what makes people losers for doing the kind of training where you actually hit each other? You pissed because the only martial arts crap in your county is a fat White man who makes up an incorrect Japanese name for his karate style, and probably claims it was influenced by the Cherokee martial arts his (White)father passed down to him?

[Frater Perdurabo]

I thought there were rules against this sort of thing. If someone did that to me. I'd go after their family. I wouldn't even bother with them. Even if years had to pass before the heat blew over. I'd make that person pay dearly.
What's with your odd punctuation? Sober up and get a fucking job, moron.

[Zed]

What's with your odd punctuation? Sober up and get a fucking job, moron.

You know Fitz is Irish, right? And you're asking him to act smart, stay sober and work? BWAHAHAHAHA :lmao:

[Frater Perdurabo]

You know Fitz is Irish, right? And you're asking him to act smart, stay sober and work? BWAHAHAHAHA :lmao:
Ok, you cannot ask an irishman to act civilized, but this guy's just too much. He's a fucking caricature, a walking stereotype of everything that's wrong about hiberniggers. He even makes you look like a perfect gentleman.

[Ernst Kaltenbrunner]

The Irishman is a lazy, stupid and drunken bastard who shuns work as if it were the plague. That's why the Irish economy is one of the worst in Europe and the country has the EU's highest unemployment rate. Damn micks. They should be lined up and bloody shot.

[Helios Panoptes]

I thought there were rules against this sort of thing. If someone did that to me. I'd go after their family. I wouldn't even bother with them. Even if years had to pass before the heat blew over. I'd make that person pay dearly.

http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg

[Edmonds Fitzgerald]

You know Fitz is Irish, right? And you're asking him to act smart, stay sober and work? BWAHAHAHAHA :lmao:

One of the main character traits of being Irish is talking alot of shit. The english can't compare.

What's with your odd punctuation? Sober up and get a fucking job, moron.

How about you go fuck yourself. Euro spic faggot.

[Zed]

One of the main character traits of being irish is talking alot of shit. The English can't compare.


I freely admit that the Irish are masters of blarney aka complete and utter bullshit. The secret of telling a good lie seems to be fooling yourself into believing it first. Here the legendary Irish tardation becomes an advantage.

[HurriKANE]

Zed should make an English KKK.

He's probably protestant. He hates Irish people. He probably hates Catholics. He dislikes immigrants. He mildly criticizes Jews, but isn't as anti-Jewish as a full blown neo-nazi. He isn't really a fascist, but a market type.

You should really make a KKK group.

[Breckinridge Elkins]

You left out ghey.

[Zed]

Zed should make an English KKK.

He's probably protestant. He hates Irish people. He probably hates Catholics. He dislikes immigrants. He mildly criticizes Jews, but isn't as anti-Jewish as a full blown neo-nazi. He isn't really a fascist, but a market type.

You should really make a KKK group.

Sounds like an awesome idea. Be a man, join the Klan!

You left out ghey.

It goes without saying that Mishima fans won't be allowed to join.

[HurriKANE]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan#Activities_2
In reaction to social changes, the Klan adopted anti-Jewish, anti-Catholic, anti-Communist and anti-immigrant slants.

And it's pro-English. Not pro-German. It would have opposed the German immigrants, Zed.

[Zed]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan#Activities_2


And it's pro-English. Not pro-German. It would have opposed the German immigrants, Zed.

This just keeps getting better. :stg: