Hot Chicks With Douche Bags [Archive]

gmork

11-06-2007, 07:14 PM

Kind of a funny site I saw at another board, even if it seems more to be pictures of skank hos with meatheads...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Some samples:

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/db12026dy7.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/DB3071-797725.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/DB3091-781371.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/DB5101-775223.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/JoeyPorsche-758038.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/DB3110-757754.jpg

Loving Bledsoe

11-06-2007, 07:16 PM

This is why New Jersey sucks.

Alison

11-06-2007, 07:18 PM

Ugh! How dar eyou post pics of those ugly women wth such gorgeous men?

gmork

11-06-2007, 07:21 PM

Ugh! How dar eyou post pics of those ugly women wth such gorgeous men?

guys like this git your motor runnin'?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg

gmork

11-06-2007, 07:22 PM

This is why New Jersey sucks.

There's certainly an element of guidoism there, but I think this site goes considerably beyond that.

O'Zebedee

11-06-2007, 07:22 PM

What's the deal with the pouting lips?

Is that some kind of plastic surgery thing, or do those guys actually go around like that?

Explain to me, StumbleInn.

Loving Bledsoe

11-06-2007, 07:24 PM

I'm more disturbed by the prevalance of post-nuclear-orange skin.

Alison

11-06-2007, 07:28 PM

guys like this git your motor runnin'?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg

Nah, he looks like a poofter. Guys that get my motor running are guys like Clive Owen, Spader, etc.

Do you understand TIC, dollink?

gmork

11-06-2007, 07:28 PM

Sweet fucking Jesus, somebody, please, please pretty please either process and delete Batman here, or me. I don't want to live in a world where such creatures roam free.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/HCWdBs/DB10125-787377.jpg

The Retard

11-06-2007, 07:29 PM

Oh good! I thought your account was hacked and someone was posting sick porn again.

sugartits

11-06-2007, 07:33 PM

Ugh. Strangely, the old guy in the first picture is the most attractive of the lot...not that he is, even looking at his good side in complimentary lighting...but he's got a Neil Young strung-out-crazy-horse vibe, which to someone, somewhere could be very appealing.

I bet he paid those stippers at least $20 to have his picture taken. Unless he really is Neil Young's uglier brother. did you see him on Howard Stern?

gmork

11-06-2007, 07:34 PM

Holy shit, I think I figured out the look "Batman" was going for...

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/dukenukem.jpg

SteamshipTime

11-06-2007, 07:35 PM

It would be nice to know where such creatures are located so I can never, ever go there. I've never seen anything like this.

gmork

11-06-2007, 07:35 PM

Do you understand TIC, dollink?

TIC? :confused:

Loving Bledsoe

11-06-2007, 07:37 PM

It would be nice to know where such creatures are located so I can never, ever go there. I've never seen anything like this.

http://www.adventureassoc.com/us/new-jersey/new-jersey.gif

The Retard

11-06-2007, 07:37 PM

What's with the spiked hair? Were these pictures taken in the 1980's.

Alison

11-06-2007, 07:39 PM

TIC? :confused:

Tongue in cheek, sweetpea. Sarcasm, irony, humour, etc.

Ahmadinebobina

11-06-2007, 07:47 PM

the first two are hawt.

Alison

11-06-2007, 07:50 PM

Siestog, ...bobina! I worry for you, dollink. None of those are worthy of mention. Says a lot about the sexual fantasies of the people on this forum!

Most of you are deprived! Or should that be depraved?

Bordeaux

11-06-2007, 07:53 PM

Yes indeed. Those men have a disease. It's called New Jersey.

Surgeon's General Warning: New Jersey can cause swelling of the ego, lowering of vocabulary and pronuciation skills, noisy cars, discolorization of the skin, and inexplicable hair derangements. Highly recommended to avoid any contact with New Jersey. California has also been documented to cause similiar symptoms along with sudden occurances of lobotomization. Always consult a physician before coming into contact with New Jersey or California.

Alison

11-06-2007, 07:57 PM

Ha ha ha, Bordeaux! I think I like yuuuu. ;)

Johnstein

11-06-2007, 08:03 PM

Holy shit. I found Jaybird on there.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11021-792973.jpg

Alison

11-06-2007, 08:11 PM

Can't be our Jay. He's got clothes on, and he's looking to the heavens for salvation.

Bordeaux

11-06-2007, 08:11 PM

Ha ha ha, Bordeaux! I think I like yuuuu. ;)

I :heartthrob: redheads!

Alison

11-06-2007, 08:14 PM

Ermmmmmmmmm, I beg your pardon! Since when have you seen the colour of my genital hair???

OMW. Have you, perchance been viewing those vids Retard has been showing, naming me as the woman? SIS!!!!

Johnstein

11-06-2007, 08:29 PM

Can't be our Jay. He's got clothes on, and he's looking to the heavens for salvation.

They both have the same douchebag haircut, though!

Jaybird

11-06-2007, 10:19 PM

They both have the same douchebag haircut, though!
It's a military haircut, little boy. Maybe one day you can grow up to be an Army Guy too.

The Exorcist

11-06-2007, 10:26 PM

Oh good! I thought your account was hacked and someone was posting sick porn again.

LOL!

Yes indeed. Those men have a disease. It's called New Jersey.

Surgeon's General Warning: New Jersey can cause swelling of the ego, lowering of vocabulary and pronuciation skills, noisy cars, discolorization of the skin, and inexplicable hair derangements. Highly recommended to avoid any contact with New Jersey. California has also been documented to cause similiar symptoms along with sudden occurances of lobotomization. Always consult a physician before coming into contact with New Jersey or California.

LOL

The Exorcist

11-06-2007, 10:29 PM

Holy shit. I found Jaybird on there.

For the last time Jay, get off my girlfriend

sugartits

11-06-2007, 10:30 PM

LOL

Hey. there is a designated thread for that.

:lmao: :lmfao:

Pracownik stał

11-06-2007, 11:45 PM

Their lil' corner of the Interwebs: http://www.njguido.com

Johnstein

11-07-2007, 12:18 AM

It's a military haircut, little boy. Maybe one day you can grow up to be an Army Guy too.

I fail to see the difference between a douchebag and a soldier.

Jaybird

11-07-2007, 12:20 AM

I fail to see the difference between a douchebag and a soldier.
Shoot any cool rocks lately?

Johnstein

11-07-2007, 12:26 AM

No, but I've shot into hillsides containing pebbles before.

How about friendly fire? Ever frag one of your own? It's all the rage these days. Well, rage and psychosis. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between supposedly disciplined professionals and those kids who play Grand Theft Auto and steal a car immediately afterwards.

Jaybird

11-07-2007, 12:29 AM

Johnstein

11-07-2007, 01:07 AM

Grease trap got you down? You deserve that promotion to the register more than anyone else at Arby's, Jay. You've worked your ass off - now it's time to get that extra four cents an hour to prove it. I believe in you, bud.

Or, if you can't hack fast food, you could always re-enlist. Nothing wrong with stepping back to eventually move forward.

Jaybird

11-07-2007, 02:16 AM

I work at KFC, idiot.

Johnstein

11-07-2007, 02:20 AM

Fuck yeah, son. Last I heard it was Long John Silver's. Or was it Skippers?

You keep me out of the loop and it hurts.

Jaybird

11-07-2007, 02:27 AM

I got fired from Long John's and now manage a KFC. When you turn 16, let me know. I'll get you a job as fry cook.

StandingHampton

11-07-2007, 03:01 AM

Just to get into the spirit of the thread.

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/1811/img0297gl3.jpg
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2426/orf07g005vi0.jpg

The Exorcist

11-07-2007, 03:03 AM

is that the same girl?

StandingHampton

11-07-2007, 03:03 AM

is that the same girl?

Yes, taken one year apart.

The Exorcist

11-07-2007, 03:08 AM

Yes, taken one year apart.

I see, so you use the cup to convince them to join your little medieval harem

:agree:

StandingHampton

11-07-2007, 03:11 AM

I see, so you use the cup to convince them to join your little medieval harem

:agree:

No, it's my sparkling personality. The mug is always there because I'm a functional alcoholic.:beerbang:

Johnstein

11-07-2007, 03:27 AM

I got fired from Long John's and now manage a KFC. When you turn 16, let me know. I'll get you a job as fry cook.

How in the hell do you get fired from a Long John's?

Skipper's, fyi, is the yankee equivalent.

Hugh Jorgen

11-07-2007, 05:40 AM

How in the hell do you get fired from a Long John's
Could it have been his foot-tappin' in the washroom?