05-14-2010, 11:24 PM
Have you guys heard the story of the bloke who shipped out on a Croatian merchant vessel? He was getting horny so he asked one of the old salts what they did for relief. The guy took him into the hold and showed him an old wooden barrel lying on it's side with a jar of vaseline beside it. He lubed himself up and fucked the bunghole with great enthusiasm. It felt great and he used the barrel every day that week until Friday when the old salt told him, "OK, today is your turn in the barrel"