I'll join The Barrel

[T.J. Harden]

If the following conditions are met then Ill join The Barrel. First of all I would like admin access. I will also accept moderator. Secondly I would need my own subforum. You're already giving that idiot Johnson one so this shouldn't be any trouble. I would also expect to receive a check of $300 monthly for my service as a moderator and host of my own forum. The next couple of items on my list could be a little tougher to find. I think it is best if I just number them one through ten. Ten being the most desirable and one being the least desirable. Chances are you won't be able to get all the items on my list. I will make it easy for you and still join if you only get 8 out of 10 items on the list.

1.) An autographed People's magazine. The issue that revealed Bradgelina's latest Western African niglet.

2.) One of those Build-A-Bears from the mall, preferably a black one.

3.) The phone number of Mandalore's latest internet conquest.

4.) A candlelight dinner with Lighto.

5.) Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots

6.) 6 million helium balloons with my name printed on them.

7.) 2 chupacabras

8.) Force Shaun White to get a haircut. Capture it on video and upload it to YouTube.

9.) A novelty t-shirt that reads "BABY not midget DO NOT TOSS"

10.) Fitz's dead body impaled on fence post, it doesn't have to be a fence post, anything gruesome will do really.

[BSR]

:snapjew:

[T.J. Harden]

I don't think i'm asking for much.

[XCaliber]

Number 10 should be obligatatory upon humanity to fulfill.

[Zed]

I can have Fitz' dead body for you right away, the others might take longer.

[Monster]

I can autograph your People Magazine.

[Zed]

You know about having to take a turn inside the barrel, right?

[MadScienceType]

I have a spare Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots my kid no longer has any interest in.
http://jeffjacobsen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/6091.jpg

I will warn you, it gets pretty boring after a while.

[Mandalore]

Sorry to dissapoint, TJ; I learned my lesson about meeting bitches off the internet. Also, I got drunk and broke the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots because I was losing.

[apocales]

If the following conditions are met then Ill join The Barrel. First of all I would like admin access. I will also accept moderator. Secondly I would need my own subforum. You're already giving that idiot Johnson one so this shouldn't be any trouble. I would also expect to receive a check of $300 monthly for my service as a moderator and host of my own forum. The next couple of items on my list could be a little tougher to find. I think it is best if I just number them one through ten. Ten being the most desirable and one being the least desirable. Chances are you won't be able to get all the items on my list. I will make it easy for you and still join if you only get 8 out of 10 items on the list.

1.) An autographed People's magazine. The issue that revealed Bradgelina's latest Western African niglet.

2.) One of those Build-A-Bears from the mall, preferably a black one.

3.) The phone number of Mandalore's latest internet conquest.

4.) A candlelight dinner with Lighto.

5.) Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots

6.) 6 million helium balloons with my name printed on them.

7.) 2 chupacabras

8.) Force Shaun White to get a haircut. Capture it on video and upload it to YouTube.

9.) A novelty t-shirt that reads "BABY not midget DO NOT TOSS"

10.) Fitz's dead body impaled on fence post, it doesn't have to be a fence post, anything gruesome will do really.

Hello The Retard! I think it would be a great idea to give you a position of power at BB, if SI made pay-per-chimp Haskell a supermod, I don't see why we can't accommodate you. Maybe you and Johnson can share that subforum, he does miss you and I am sure you miss him. As for the cash payment, probably have to talk to moneybags Intrepid, he owns 1% of the internet and 2% of California.

1) Photography? talk to Photofaggot Johnson
2) Hands on? Talk to Breck our spy admin here.
3) I thought you were waiting for marriage?
4) Hope you can speak Pinoy.
5) Will a used pinball game for game boy suffice?
6) Talk to Fitz, he is moderator at Opium Den.
7) Since me and Eco are both Mexicans we gladly can supply those.
8) Bluto is good with his words maybe he can do that.
9) That's something we give to all our vertically challenged members.
10) Fitz's dead body will arrive once the bromantic brits are done with their pubcrawl.

I promise not to make you a sticknigger upon your arrival good friend, best of wishes!

-Apocales

[barb's butt]

The Beer Barrel :disagree: