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Breckinridge Elkins
08-21-2007, 08:09 PM
It really burns me up. The airports are on code-orange alert, whatever that means.

So I parked momentarily, at curb of the entrance to the Springfield-Branson Airport and was immediately accosted by a loud-speaker and a cop.
It all happened in literally a moment. You can't park long enough to allow your passenger to disembark.

But hey, I might have been a terrorist...
Shanemac
08-21-2007, 09:25 PM
I congratulate the police on a job well done. Three cheers lads... Hup hup hazzah! :)
Jaybird
08-21-2007, 11:29 PM
If I can think of one place that needs a good blowing up it's Branson, Missouri.
Breckinridge Elkins
08-22-2007, 12:10 AM
If I can think of one place that needs a good blowing up it's Branson, Missouri.

You know, I've never actually been there.
Jaybird
08-22-2007, 12:36 AM
I went when I was a kid. Imagine a thirteen year old trying to look cool at the Andy Williams show with his grandparents. Torture.
SteamshipTime
08-22-2007, 12:45 AM
I went when I was a kid. Imagine a thirteen year old trying to look cool at the Andy Williams show with his grandparents. Torture.

Please see a psychologist for the horrible damage this had to have inflicted.
ZOG
08-22-2007, 01:06 AM
I went when I was a kid. Imagine a thirteen year old trying to look cool at the Andy Williams show with his grandparents. Torture.

There was a Simpsons episode where Bart Martin Milhouse and Nelson went through Branson (they were supposed to be on a field trip) on their way to the worlds fair.

Nelson was a big Andy Williams fan lol...
The Exorcist
08-22-2007, 01:53 AM
Nelson: ANDY WILLIAMS!?

Bart: We don't need to stop here.

Nelson: <shakes fist> Yes we do.
Johnny Bravo
08-22-2007, 02:18 AM
There was a Simpsons episode where Bart Martin Milhouse and Nelson went through Branson (they were supposed to be on a field trip) on their way to the worlds fair.

Nelson was a big Andy Williams fan lol...

Yup, love that episode.
UberSwank
08-22-2007, 01:57 PM
There was a Simpsons episode where Bart Martin Milhouse and Nelson went through Branson (they were supposed to be on a field trip) on their way to the worlds fair.

Nelson was a big Andy Williams fan lol...


Also, the one where they went to Bronson, MO.

http://www.loolix.com/2002/10/bronson.png
The Exorcist
08-22-2007, 09:43 PM
Also, the one where they went to Bronson, MO.

http://www.loolix.com/2002/10/bronson.png

A classic.

"Now I'm going down to "Emmit's Fix It" shop to fix Emmit
Zed
08-22-2007, 11:09 PM
I congratulate the police on a job well done. Three cheers lads... Hup hup hazzah! :)

Indeed. Keep the suspicious looking swarthoids away from air terminals, just to be on the safe side.
Jaybird
08-22-2007, 11:11 PM
A classic.

"Now I'm going down to "Emmit's Fix It" shop to fix Emmit
That's a different episode I believe. That was Charles Bronson filling in for Andy Griffith.
ZOG
08-24-2007, 02:24 AM
That's a different episode I believe. That was Charles Bronson filling in for Andy Griffith.

Yes lol that was great.

Barney: What did you with Otis (not sure about the name) the town drunk

Bronson: I shot him, now im going down to Emmit's fixit shop to fix Emmit.

(Andy Griffith whistling).
The Exorcist
08-24-2007, 02:39 AM
That's a different episode I believe. That was Charles Bronson filling in for Andy Griffith.

Yea, I know. But any Charles Bronson reference made in the Simpsons cracks me up
ZOG
08-24-2007, 03:08 AM
Yea, I know. But any Charles Bronson reference made in the Simpsons cracks me up

Tarantino is more fond of them then Groening...
Intrepid
08-24-2007, 03:24 AM
...Imagine a thirteen year old trying to look cool at the Andy Williams show with his grandparents. Torture.


Yeah, about as cool as seeing Fat Elvis in Vegas with his granny in '75 or '76, I can't remember which. (Also, at 12 or 13.) The polyester was squeaking everywhere that night. I was sucking down the Shirley Temples that night, lemme tell ya.