"Just Because" (White guys and Asian girls)

[Contra Mundum]

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[Contra Mundum]

Margaret Cho talks about racism

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White guys are only interested in Asian girls because they imagine fucking them in the eyes.

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[Uncle Corkscrew]

it's easier to ask a girl out when you can't see her eyes

[Spartacus]

White guys are only interested in Asian girls because they imagine fucking them in the eyes.


Everyone knows that the best thing about Asian girls is the noises that they make. They're simultaneously erotic, empowering and hilarious. White girls could make the same noises if they wanted to - sure - but it would seem contrived, as if they were mimicking a howler monkey or doing an impression of Henry Kissinger.

Fat girls grunt like men and pant like hyenas. Black girls sound like baboons. I suppose the ideal woman would howl like a wolf, but I don't know where you'd find her. Perhaps somewhere in the Indian jungle. Or Australia.

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Everyone knows that the best thing about Asian girls is the noises that they make. They're simultaneously erotic, empowering and hilarious. White girls could make the same noises if they wanted to - sure - but it would seem contrived, as if they were mimicking a howler monkey or doing an impression of Henry Kissinger.

Fat girls grunt like men and pant like hyenas. Black girls sound like baboons. I suppose the ideal woman would howl like a wolf, but I don't know where you'd find her. Perhaps somewhere in the Indian jungle. Or Australia.
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A little more than a year ago, I was dealing with a filthy Chinese girl in her underwear lying on a urine-stained mattress on the floor, with a crowbar near at hand. Don't tell me about fucking "erotic, empowering and hilarious". I am reminded of Billy Martin when he first saw a rookie black/jewish second baseman named Shooty Babbitt in spring training, and said, "if I can't get rid of this guy, I want someone to shooty me in the head".

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[The Libertine]

Everyone knows that the best thing about Asian girls is the noises that they make. They're simultaneously erotic, empowering and hilarious. White girls could make the same noises if they wanted to - sure - but it would seem contrived, as if they were mimicking a howler monkey or doing an impression of Henry Kissinger.

Fat girls grunt like men and pant like hyenas. Black girls sound like baboons. I suppose the ideal woman would howl like a wolf, but I don't know where you'd find her. Perhaps somewhere in the Indian jungle. Or Australia.

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[Empress Cheesatine]

Everyone knows that the best thing about Asian girls is the noises that they make. They're simultaneously erotic, empowering and hilarious. White girls could make the same noises if they wanted to - sure - but it would seem contrived, as if they were mimicking a howler monkey or doing an impression of Henry Kissinger.

Fat girls grunt like men and pant like hyenas. Black girls sound like baboons. I suppose the ideal woman would howl like a wolf, but I don't know where you'd find her. Perhaps somewhere in the Indian jungle. Or Australia.

Is there anything you haven't fucked?

[Spartacus]

Is there anything you haven't fucked?

I've never fucked a pig, but I know that if I did it would go oink.

[NowhereMan]

I've never fucked a pig, but I know that if I did it would go oink.

Is this a denial or a confirmation?
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