Jersey Wine Kicks Ass

[Fissile]

Fuck you, surrender monkeys!

But now, in an even more surprising turn of events, another American wine region has performed far better than expected in a blind tasting against the finest French châteaus. Ready for the punch line? The wines were from New Jersey.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/frontal-cortex/2012/06/wine-taste.html#ixzz1xumY1L4t

[Street Walker Barbie]

Fuck you, surrender monkeys!

I didnt even know they could grow grapes in jersey, but im thinkin the best whine comes from CO

[Fissile]

I didnt even know they could grow grapes in jersey, but im thinkin the best whine comes from CO

Hey! Fugetaboutit!

Jersey wine will kick the ass of your punk Colorado wine. What does Colorado have that can compare with a fine Lavallette orange from New Jersey with its subtle notes of dead mafiosi, corruption, and sulfur?

[Street Walker Barbie]

Hey! Fugetaboutit!

Jersey wine will kick the ass of your punk Colorado wine. What does Colorado have that can compare with a fine Lavallette orange from New Jersey with its subtle notes of dead mafiosi, corruption, and sulfur?

the cheese that goes to the whine?

Jimmy Hoffa ftw!!!!!!!

[Draco]

North Jersey is beautiful and still a major agricultural producer.

South Doizey is a fucking shithole.