Great Moments in Neo-Con History

[Jaybird]

What you got?

1. Freedom Fries
2. Freedom Toast
3. "Homicide" Bombers

I particularly enjoyed #3. If you don't remember it, the half-wits over at FOX News were up in arms about the media's sympathy for suicide bombers. They said that by calling them "suicide bombers" they were negating the victims while making the culprit look like a martyr. I suppose no one ever told them that all bombers are "homicide bombers", but not all bombers blow themselves up in the process.

[Monster]

I've found the "missing link" in the evolution from suicide to homicide bombers in an old NewsMax article: FBI: Suicide-Homicide Bombers in U.S. 'Inevitable' (http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/5/20/162651.shtml).

[WFHermans]

FBI: Suicide-Homicide Bombers in U.S. 'Inevitable'.
In worldwar one sauerkraut was renamed "liberty cabbage".

Those renamers were the larvae of the present neocons.

[Pasdaran]

4. "Dead enders" RE: Iraqi Resistance
5. "Foreign fighters" RE: Iraqi Resistance
6. "The Insurgency is in it's last throes" - Dick Cheney in the spring of 2005.

[Jaybird]

I've found the "missing link" in the evolution from suicide to homicide bombers in an old NewsMax article: FBI: Suicide-Homicide Bombers in U.S. 'Inevitable' (http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/5/20/162651.shtml).
I love that whole "Yeah, it's going to happen, deal with it" attitude.

That article reminds me of another Kosher-Khan Klassic:

http://images.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/reference/images/dhsterroralertlevel_20070608170226.jpg

Check it out though. Running a Jewgle image search I had to click through several pages until I found the real Terror Threat Level Chart. Everything else is parodies. Here's some of the best:

http://www.creativespill.com/advisory/advisory.jpg

http://www.craphound.com/images/terroralertcereal.jpg

[Jake Featherston]

http://www.craphound.com/images/terroralertcereal.jpg

Wow, I don't remember Fruit Brute or Yummy Mummy. Must have been from the 60s.

My favorite moments in neo-con history have yet to occur:

David Brooks Chokes to Death on Nugget of his Boyfriend's Fecal Matter

William Kristol Infected with HIV Due to Being Gang Raped in Prison by Group of Black Prisoners Known as "The Horse Cock Posse"

Matthew Continetti Beaten to Death for Being such a Little Pussy Bastard; Police Not Pursuing Leads

[WFHermans]

Bush can't recall why Iraqi army disbanded

In biography excerpts, he says he initially wanted to maintain the forces: 'Yeah, I can't remember.'


WASHINGTON — One of the most heavily criticized actions in the aftermath of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003 was the decision, barely two months later, to disband the Iraqi army, alienating former soldiers and driving many straight into the ranks of anti-American militant groups.

But excerpts of a new biography of President Bush show him saying that he initially wanted to maintain the Iraqi army and, more surprising, that he cannot recall why his administration decided to disband it.

"The policy was to keep the army intact; didn't happen," Bush told biographer Robert Draper in excerpts published in Sunday's New York Times.

http://fairuse.100webcustomers.com/fairenough/latimesB79.html