BIRD FEEDER

[Nuttycow]

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the s***... It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ..... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Sound familiar ? ? ?
Now…. back to home…..

Now let's see..... our government gives out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than our own Flag, are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the s***!

[Helena]

Actually, I've never met anyone who has had that much trouble because of a single bird feeder.

[Nuttycow]

Actually, I've never met anyone who has had that much trouble because of a single bird feeder.

OK HUN (SIGHS)

[A.W.M]

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good post :beerbang:

[Jaybird]

Birds are by nature anti-protestant, just like this one. :agree:

[MASTY]

Birds are by nature anti-protestant, just like this one. :agree:uh-huh..... yer called a 'dirt-bird' where I come from, wee-Jay.

Birds of a feather flock together.....

[A.W.M]

uh-huh..... yer called a 'dirt-bird' where I come from, wee-Jay.

Birds of a feather flock together.....

flock together :lmao:

shit together more like :lmao:

[PvtTitus]

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good post :beerbang:

You certainly have a lot of pictures of jews kike :eyebrow:

[A.W.M]

You certainly have a lot of pictures of jews kike :eyebrow:

aye like to keep tracks on the enemy

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[PvtTitus]

aye like to keep tracks on the enemy


You have any of Lenny? :lmao:

[MASTY]

You have any of Lenny? :lmao:
Why don't ye throw yer empty heed under a speeding lorry..... just for fun like.

[Dynamite Dan]

Anyone that uses retarded birdfeeder metaphors deserves my boot to clash with their colon. Who the fuck is pos-repping this precious little wench?

[MASTY]

Me, For one. You got somemink to say about it Danny-Bhoy?

:)

[Dynamite Dan]

Yes, fucking stop it. She is not worthy of your splendid rep, she is not even worthy to post at the same forum as the legend of Masty. Now let's all neg-rep the sour-faced cow until her eyes bleed.

:):):)

[MASTY]

Now, if you were talking about some other trout, I may agree with ye. But this trout has magical powers. She is fearless. Her Patriotism knows no bounds. Besides, shes owes me a pint for talking tosh on her behalf.

:nazisoldier: