Fuck the Phorons Up!

[Grimey Fucker]

What say you all? Let's Fuck the Phorons Up!

I'm for teaming up on them sons of bitches and running their asses into the ground.

I ain't down on all of 'em. But a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch. I reckon they're blow hard pussies for the most part. Geeky teck wonder boys with more time on their hands than they know what to do with. They need to be taken down a notch or too.

Who's with me? Let's fuck the Phorons Up!

[6KILLER]

I'm with you. The phorons are all a bunch of fat ass frat boys who think that they are intellectuals simply because they are attending university, others like jewlianlee are closet pederasts.

[ZOG]

What say you all? Let's Fuck the Phorons Up!

I'm for teaming up on them sons of bitches and running their asses into the ground.

I ain't down on all of 'em. But a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch. I reckon they're blow hard pussies for the most part. Geeky teck wonder boys with more time on their hands than they know what to do with. They need to be taken down a notch or too.

Who's with me? Let's fuck the Phorons Up!

Plotting RL outtings or hackings is a no no.

[O'Zebedee]

Edit.

[MASTY]

Likewise ol' lad. I don't a beef with the entire Phora, just a select few. Fuck it all to hell, I'm right beside ye Grimey. Lets do it.

[MASTY]

What the hell is this thread doing in the lofty heights of The Gambling Den? Bing?

[O'Zebedee]

Yeah - I wanted to remove the two poll possibilities about outing people in real life but my wireless signal keeps giving out. Seems stronger now.

Yeah, I know it's meant to be a joke, but I'd rather not have this place associated with that kind of stuff.

[MASTY]

O.K. I'll buy that, just so long as yer decision has nothing to do with yer bond to the Phora. Remove the 2 Poll options you disagreed with and replace this thread, please.

[O'Zebedee]

Done.

[Jake Featherston]

BAN

[MASTY]

BANNo ones getting banned Jake. You have several choices, you could always 'ignore' Grimey's posts or you could stand yer ground and fight. You choose.....

[Wotan]

BAN

Yeah fuck off Featherston, you fuckin tranny!

[bardamu]

Edit.

isn't the johnson option meant to be last?

[Jake Featherston]

No ones getting banned Jake. You have several choices, you could always 'ignore' Grimey's posts or you could stand yer ground and fight. You choose.....

I have "Grimey" on Ignore, as I stated in my last post addressed to him, but if he starts a thread that attracts my attention, I'm still likely to read that single post. When you're in a flame war with a person who wants to extend it to your family (and pets), then its time to end it, for the sake of the dignity and privacy of the innocent parties being inappropriately involved in it by some stupid asshole. If people wish to perceive that as weakness on my part, I submit they are mistaken. My instinct is to flame & neg rep "Grimey" until the end of my days. Its takes strength not to do that, frankly.

[sugartits]

isn't the johnson option meant to be last?

Should be. JOHNSON is only an option as a last resort.

[Zed]

Should be. JOHNSON is only an option as a last resort.

You prefer beaver to johnson, Sugar?

[Farkas]

I'm with you. The phorons are all a bunch of fat ass frat boys who think that they are intellectuals simply because they are attending university, others like jewlianlee are closet pederasts.

Wow, thank you 6Killer. I'm like a mod there and a friend of yours at the same time. But yes, I think I'm an intellectual every Friday night though.

[Grimey Fucker]

Edit.

Dang, I saw this thread disappear right after I posted it. I thought it was done and now, its back. With a Nerf Ball feel too it.

"Let's have a snowball fight with the Phorons!"

"Let's have a pillow fight with 'em!"

"Let's invite 'em over to the house for tea and cookies!"

:rockout::beerbang:

[Abu Junaid]

I'm with you. The phorons are all a bunch of fat ass frat boys who think that they are intellectuals simply because they are attending university, others like jewlianlee are closet pederasts.

Word, that is the same impression I get. They remind me of the people I hated most in college. I also noticed most the current college students on the Phora are past college age for the most part, what they really are is professional students, i.e., losers.

[O'Zebedee]

Dang, I saw this thread disappear right after I posted it. I thought it was done and now, its back. With a Nerf Ball feel too it.


Well, give me some options that don't include "let's find out their real names and post them online" and I'll slot them in.

[88mmFlaK]

Word, that is the same impression I get. They remind me of the people I hated most in college. I also noticed most the current college students on the Phora are past college age for the most part, what they really are is professional students, i.e., losers.

Who's that?

[Abu Junaid]

Who's that?

Raven, Boleclaw, Sudaev, Spark, Pro Bona, Sandee, 1-800 pop into my mind at the moment

[sugartits]

You prefer beaver to johnson, Sugar?

but beaver's just a little boy, you sick pervey

[Zed]

All the more reason you should do johnson! :sf:

[DavidLynchMob]

Raven, Boleclaw, Sudaev, Spark, Pro Bona, Sandee, 1-800 pop into my mind at the moment

i'm 21 and graduating in august you fucking retard and i work 30 hours a week to pay for my food, rent, clothes, books, health insurance, etc.

[DavidLynchMob]

Word, that is the same impression I get. They remind me of the people I hated most in college. I also noticed most the current college students on the Phora are past college age for the most part, what they really are is professional students, i.e., losers.

how is 21 past college age you fucking moron.

seriously.

18, 19, 20, 21 -- four years of college. ok.

thx.

[Abu Junaid]

i'm 21 and graduating in august you fucking retard and i work 30 hours a week to pay for my food, rent, clothes, books, health insurance, etc.

I don't believe you.

[DavidLynchMob]

I don't believe you.

'okay'

[DavidLynchMob]

i better make sure forum poster 'abu junaid' knows my true age. anyone want a scan of my social security card?

[Abu Junaid]

'okay'

That settles it then.

[DavidLynchMob]

That settles it then.

pretty sure phora poster 'sudaev' is in his mid 40s and is not a student but a blue collar worker.

but i guess 'abu junaid' already knew that

:beerbang:

[Abu Junaid]

i better make sure forum poster 'abu junaid' knows my true age. anyone want a scan of my social security card?

I don't believe what you posted in this thread. That doesn't mean I want your ssn or your college records.

[PeckerWood]

All the cool kids in college spent all of their time getting drunk, fucking around, and attempting to bang sorrority skanks. They also saw college as an opportunity to fuck around for 4 years rather than actually do much of anything (except the week before finals).

These rejects should've just lived in Cancun for a year or some shit.

[DavidLynchMob]

I don't believe what you posted in this thread. That doesn't mean I want your ssn or your college records.

good thing you told me, i was about to scan my ss card, college transcript, and insurance card.

[DavidLynchMob]

All the cool kids in college spent all of their time getting drunk, fucking around, and attempting to bang sorrority skanks. They also saw college as an opportunity to fuck around for 4 years rather than actually do much of anything (except the week before finals).

These rejects should've just lived in Cancun for a year or some shit.

wow cool now here's the part where you claim you don;t know what a computer is and are only posting here because someone is holding a gun to your head.

[Abu Junaid]

All the cool kids in college spent all of their time getting drunk, fucking around, and attempting to bang sorrority skanks. They also saw college as an opportunity to fuck around for 4 years rather than actually do much of anything (except the week before finals).

These rejects should've just lived in Cancun for a year or some shit.

Dam, you mean they didn't spend their time banging out thousands of post on internet forums? :D

[PeckerWood]

wow cool now here's the part where you claim you don;t know what a computer is and are only posting here because someone is holding a gun to your head.

It sounds like your reply would be directed at the type of person I'm making fun of, rather than at me...?

Whoever gets drunk and laid the most wins at college right? :beerbang:

[leopoldbloom]

I'd like to note that I voted for option #2 and option #4 when those options were listed as "Johnsonovitz" and "Johnstein" respectively, not whatever this nonsense is now.

[Abu Junaid]

good thing you told me, i was about to scan my ss card, college transcript, and insurance card.

You can still do that, and prove my suspicions about you are wrong.

[88mmFlaK]

pretty sure phora poster 'sudaev' is in his mid 40s and is not a student but a blue collar worker.


I believe you're correct sir.

[Pasdaran]

Sudaev is a good white man.

[sugartits]

i better make sure forum poster 'abu junaid' knows my true age. anyone want a scan of my social security card?

Sure.

[The Green Man]

What exactly are going to do to Grimey? Send me some nasty neg reps? Call me a fag on the Internet? Oh the horror!

I'm not a student and haven't been for about 10 years. Not that there's anything wrong with being a student of course.

[Pasdaran]

Call me a fag on the Internet? Oh the horror!


You're a fag!!! :mad:

[The Green Man]

Wow, Pasdaran just totally fucked me up. Somebody call me an ambulance!

[Macrobius]

Please note that approaching the Ziggurat without sufficient personal preparation may be dangerous. In particular, the autodefense systems could transport you back to the 70s, in which case you will be entertained by the security staff:

http://images.lostpedia.com/images/a/a0/Three_Dog_Night_-_Cyan.jpg

[Jake Featherston]

http://images.lostpedia.com/images/a/a0/Three_Dog_Night_-_Cyan.jpg

The guy in the bottom-right corner looks like the kid from "Mask."

[Zed]

I'd like to note that I voted for option #2 and option #4 when those options were listed as "Johnsonovitz" and "Johnstein" respectively, not whatever this nonsense is now.

Yeah, sure. :lmao:

[PeckerWood]

Dam, you mean they didn't spend their time banging out thousands of post on internet forums? :D

Joking aside, I do think it's stupid to waste a lot of time posting on internet forums during your college years when there are so many other things you could be doing.

[Abu Junaid]

Joking aside, I do think it's stupid to waste a lot of time posting on internet forums during your college years when there are so many other things you could be doing.

Yeah, I was lucky I didn't have access to the internet at my house until I was a senior in college. When I was supposed to be researching on the net for papers, I was usually dicking around on forums.

[Grimey Fucker]

Likewise ol' lad. I don't a beef with the entire Phora, just a select few. Fuck it all to hell, I'm right beside ye Grimey. Lets do it.
Hey Masty! Did you see just how easily I sorted 'em out?

I had no idea whom all comprised "The Phoron Fuckers". I guess I could've sifted through thousands of posts and eventually figured it out with a little deductive reasoning, but that would've taken forever and a lot of work.

What with me being a mean crazy son of a bitch hell bent on vengence, I didn't think they'd be stupid enough to respond if I came right out and asked 'em, but maybe not.

I sorted out nine of 'em!

88mmFlaK, Delta-9-THC, Farkas, Fenian, Helena, leopoldbloom, PeckerWood, Pracownik stał, The Green Man

Pick your targets boys and girls. Aim for their guts!

FIRE!

[Helena]

I don't know what clever tactics you used to compile that list.

If you clicked on the blue '10' next to the last option in that poll and had our names displayed to you, which I suspect you did, you should have realised we did admit being Phorons when asked outright.

[bardamu]

88mmFlaK, Delta-9-THC, Farkas, Fenian, Helena, leopoldbloom, PeckerWood, Pracownik stał, The Green Man

Pick your targets boys and girls. Aim for their guts!

FIRE!

Why Grimey? They are all excellent posters.

[Grimey Fucker]

I don't know what clever tactics you used to compile that list.

If you clicked on the blue '10' next to the last option in that poll and had our names displayed to you, which I suspect you did, you should have realised we did admit being Phorons when asked outright.

Damn girl, you really are stupid. Wake up and smell the coffee. That's exactly how I sorted ya'll out. Now we know who you are, ......... Watch Out! :sf:

Why Grimey? They are all excellent posters.
They're Phoron Fuckers! High Brow Know It All Do Nothing Whiners.

Aim Low! Shoot 'em in the guts!

FIRE AT WILL! :rockout::rockout::rockout:

[Helena]

Damn girl, you really are stupid. Wake up and smell the coffee. That's exactly how I sorted ya'll out. Now we know who you are, ......... Watch Out! :sf:

I knew it was, I was just wondering why you'd think we'd not answer you outright when....we already had. :confused:

[Wotan]

They're Phoron Fuckers! High Brow Know It All Do Nothing Whiners.

Aim Low! Shoot 'em in the guts!

Correct!

Those Phorans are a waste of valuable resource.

Extermination as the only effective remedy, is what springs to mind!

[Jaybird]

Who edited the poll? No way did I vote for obliging them a reacharound.

[Helena]

Who edited the poll? No way did I vote for obliging them a reacharound.

:lmao:

[Grimey Fucker]

I knew it was, I was just wondering why you'd think we'd not answer you outright when....we already had. :confused:

In order to get this complex concept through your skull, I'm writing in crayola crayons.

When I was contemplating stratagies for getting back at you Phoron Fuckers, I realized that I really didn't know whom all you were. I don't follow all the threads and I don't keep track of who says what and who posts where. I just sort of entertain myownself, if you know what I mean.

Well I figgered you all were too smart for me to come right out and ask you. Me having a reputation for being a mean son of a bitch and all. I didn't think you'd respond. But then I figured, Naw, in spite of all your high brow talk you probably would be stupid enough to respond to a straight forward request. So I concocked this little poll.

Low and Behold, 10 of youn'z were stupid enough to fall into my trap.

See? Old Grimey ain't the dumbass you all think he is, is he?

[Helena]

In order to get this complex concept through your skull, I'm writing in crayola crayons.

When I was contemplating stratagies for getting back at you Phoron Fuckers, I realized that I really didn't know whom all you were. I don't follow all the threads and I don't keep track of who says what and who posts where. I just sort of entertain myownself, if you know what I mean.

Well I figgered you all were too smart for me to come right out and ask you. Me having a reputation for being a mean son of a bitch and all. I didn't think you'd respond. But then I figured, Naw, in spite of all your high brow talk you probably would be stupid enough to respond to a straight forward request. So I concocked this little poll.

Low and Behold, 10 of youn'z were stupid enough to fall into my trap.

See? Old Grimey ain't the dumbass you all think he is, is he?

LOL oh, how very fiendish.

http://zerotosixty.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/medium_dr_evil_1.jpg

[Jaybird]

How did Grimey get the Crayolas to transmit over the Internet? That's fucking awesome.

[Helena]

I'd have been more impressed if he had used violet, that was always my favourite. Would have captured my attention much more easily. Such a pretty colour.

[Grimey Fucker]

LOL oh, how very fiendish.

Show us your titties, sweetie!

[Helena]

LOL :lmao:.

Credit where it's due, that was funny.

[Grimey Fucker]

Correct!

Those Phorans are a waste of valuable resource.

Extermination as the only effective remedy, is what springs to mind!

OK. Here we go. First things first. We've got to develop a personality profiles for each one of these guys & gals.

Саша_, 88mmFlaK, Delta-9-THC, Farkas, Fenian, Helena, leopoldbloom, PeckerWood, Pracownik stał, The Green Man

What are their likes and dislikes. What are their pet peevs. What are their sore spots. What forums do the frequent and what other user names do they use?

We don't want to attack 'em all at once. You eat an elephant piece by piece and that's how we'll deal with these punks and punketts.

If you've got one you'd particularly like to pounce on, just let me know. I'll kick things off and everybody else can pile on.

:rockout::sf::sf::rockout::sf::rockout::rockout:

[Jaybird]

Pracownik Stal

Likes: tubas, full size trucks, big pieces of meat

Dislikes: puzzles, Ford Rangers, two part questions

[Wotan]

OK. Here we go. First things first. We've got to develop a personality profiles for each one of these guys & gals.

Саша_, 88mmFlaK, Delta-9-THC, Farkas, Fenian, Helena, leopoldbloom, PeckerWood, Pracownik stał, The Green Man

What are their likes and dislikes. What are their pet peevs. What are their sore spots. What forums do the frequent and what other user names do they use?

We don't want to attack 'em all at once. You eat an elephant piece by piece and that's how we'll deal with these punks and punketts.

If you've got one you'd particularly like to pounce on, just let me know. I'll kick things off and everybody else can pile on.


Dissecting thePhora.

Yes, that is an interesting plan.

[MASTY]

Саша_, 88mmFlaK, Delta-9-THC, Farkas, Fenian, Helena, leopoldbloom, PeckerWood, Pracownik stał, The Green ManI've gotta say Grimey; I do like some of those posters, but if they're big enough to post on the internutz then they're big enough to stick-up for themselves.

Flame-wars are class.

:)

[Zed]

I'd like Helena even better if she'd post a vid of herself shaking her bare tits at the camera. :loveeyes:

[Vasily Zaitsev]

I'm a Phoron. Add me to the list.

Grimey, if I thought you were anything other than a flimsy internet persona I'd say you were a white nigger.

[Grimey Fucker]

I'm a Phoron. Add me to the list.
I've wondered about you. Anybody that would glamorize Vasily Zaitsev has got to be ......... A shit head. Most people on here probably think you are some type of cool guy, but I know Zaitsev was a back shooting, bushwacking, murderer of good Aryan men and you are a Pinko Commie Faggot.

You are a cocksucker, right? Are you a jew too?

[88mmFlaK]

You bunch of Phorons leave Grimes alone. Show a little understanding. You too would be grumpy if you hadn't seen your John Thomas in over 20 years without using a mirror.

[Grimey Fucker]

You bunch of Phorons leave Grimes alone. Show a little understanding. You too would be a little on edge if you hadn't seen your John Thomas in over 20 years without using a mirror.

By Gawd, that's a response. POS REP headed your way 88. :beerbang:

[Grimey Fucker]

This'n here was too smart to respond to my little poll, but he's most certainly one of the Phoron Fuckers.

Helios Panoptes

What do you all know about this Cock-sucker? He's taken more'n a few potshots at me in the last week or so. :rockout::rockout::beerbang:

[Grimey Fucker]

Oh yes, a real intelligent high brow thinker.

Helios Panoptes: i filled your mother's cunt with cement and now all of the local men have to go horny.

Am I supposed to turn the other cheek to this kind of thing Jaybird?

[Helena]

lmao that's so disgusting.

[Grimey Fucker]

lmao that's so disgusting.
Rude, Disgusting, Vulgar and Nasty. Helios Panoptes is some kind of real smart guy.

I'd like to cut his nutts off and shove up his asshole.

[Helios Panoptes]

Oh yes, a real intelligent high brow thinker.



Am I supposed to turn the other cheek to this kind of thing Jaybird?

So now you're going to cry like a bitch about a neg rep comment after you made a post asking for information about me and sent me neg rep + an insult? Oy, the poisecution!

[Helios Panoptes]

Rude, Disgusting, Vulgar and Nasty. Helios Panoptes is some kind of real smart guy.

I'd like to cut his nutts off and shove up his asshole.

Uh huh. Nobody cares.

[Grimey Fucker]

So now you're going to cry like a bitch about a neg rep comment after you made a post asking for information about me and sent me neg rep + an insult? Oy, the poisecution! You'll think "cry like a bitch" cum stain. I'll tell you the same thing I told Fuckstone; You'll rue the day you crossed sabers with Old Grimey. :nono::sf::nono::nono:

[Helios Panoptes]

You'll think "cry like a bitch" cum stain. I'll tell you the same thing I told Fuckstone; You'll rue the day you crossed sabers with Old Grimey. :nono::sf::nono::nono:

Get in line behind all of the other internet tough guys who are going to teach me a lesson.

[Grimey Fucker]

Get in line behind all of the other internet tough guys who are going to teach me a lesson. I'll admit, you slip through pretty quick, but you ain't had old Grimey out to nail your hide to the wall. YET!

[Helios Panoptes]

I'll admit, you slip through pretty quick, but you ain't had old Grimey out to nail your hide to the wall. YET!

Yeah, ok. I have things to do today, so I won't be posting for a while. I'll have to watch my back.

[Grimey Fucker]

Uh huh. Nobody cares.

Nobody cares that you didn't vote in the poll either asshole.

[Helios Panoptes]

Grimey has spent his day reading every post I've made on this forum and sending me topical rep for the ones in which I discussed drugs. He read all the way back to my very first post. This raises a question that is difficult for me to answer: how does he resist the temptation to blow his brains out?

[Jake Featherston]

This raises a question that is difficult for me to answer: how does he resist the temptation to blow his brains out?

Or better yet, why?

[Inventor]

Grimey has spent his day reading every post I've made on this forum and sending me topical rep for the ones in which I discussed drugs. He read all the way back to my very first post. This raises a question that is difficult for me to answer: how does he resist the temptation to blow his brains out?

Even your neg rep is too long to read. :disagree:

[Zed]

Grimey has spent his day reading every post I've made on this forum and sending me topical rep for the ones in which I discussed drugs. He read all the way back to my very first post. This raises a question that is difficult for me to answer: how does he resist the temptation to blow his brains out?


After reading all your twaddle? The man must be made of iron.

[StandingHampton]

OK. Here we go. First things first. We've got to develop a personality profiles for each one of these guys & gals.

What are their likes and dislikes. What are their pet peevs. What are their sore spots. What forums do the frequent and what other user names do they use?

I'm The Ugliest American. I like sex, as much as I can get, with as many different women as possible, and I'm willing to make personal sacrifices that most men find appalling to obtain the maximum number of women. I'm a functional alcoholic, and I play dress up at renfairs and sci-fi conventions. I expect to have a sore spot on muh dik by Sunday morning because we're going out with our girlfriend tonight, and meeting a new couple tomorrow night.

[MASTY]

I'm The Ugliest American. I like sex, as much as I can get, with as many different women as possible, and I'm willing to make personal sacrifices that most men find appalling to obtain the maximum number of women. I'm a functional alcoholic, and I play dress up at renfairs and sci-fi conventions. I expect to have a sore spot on muh dik by Sunday morning because we're going out with our girlfriend tonight, and meeting a new couple tomorrow night.:lmao: Party time! I liked the "functional alkie" phrase, not keen on the personal sacrifices though..... I think you should book yer-self and yer Missus into the nearest s.t.d. clinic first thing monday morning U.A.

:beerbang:

[Grimey Fucker]

Count on it boys! I'm comin' for ya!

:sf::lmao::sf::sf::(:sf::lmao::(:sf::sf::rockout:: rockout::sf:

[Grimey Fucker]

Count on it boys! I'm comin' for ya!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: