100 Qualities My Ideal Boyfriend Must Possess

[Breckinridge Elkins]

By Christine Stoddard

1. Be courteous to others---not just me
2. Love to laugh with me
3. Love to cuddle with me
4. Tickle me---physically and emotionally
5. Be willing to defend me
6. Be supportive
7. Be a dreamer
8. Generally be more optimistic than pessimistic, but should also be realistic
9. Develop his own opinions and therefore not always agree with me, but still respect my beliefs
10. Possess a sarcastic, somewhat dry sense of humor
11. Possess some childish and endearing quirk about him
12. Have an interest in art (whether that means admiring or creating)
13. Be able to calm me down when I am nervous or comfort me when I am upset
14. Be willing to occasionally embarrass himself for me
15. Have some concrete college plans that involve attending AND graduating
16. Have some professional plans to pursue after college
17. Be willing to teach, but also to be taught
18. Be willing to admit that he doesn't know everything and admit when I am right
19. Be a good listener and be interested in what I have to say
20. Be somewhat traditional, but should still be open to new ideas
21. Allow me my freedom and never prevent me from doing something just because I'm a woman
22. Be more interested in my personality than my looks
23. Be faithful. Distance should not interfere with his loyalty to me.
24. Respect my need to write…and write…and write
25. Not view me as his property or an object (although he should be somewhat possessive of me)
26. Not tolerate other men addressing me in a rude manner, whether that means trash talk or inappropriate touching
27. Be comfortable talking with me
28. Be happy in my company
29. Tolerate, even like, the pet name I give him
30. Have a life outside of me. I am allowed to be his ‘whole world' emotionally, but not literally. I want him to love me, not obsess over me.
31. Not be a neat freak
32. Have body hair; he should not wax or shave excessively, if at all (exception: his face, if he looks cuter without a beard or moustache)
33. Keep his promises to me and to others, especially if they are important ones
34. Not mind how I dress
35. Be comfortable just sitting in silence with me
36. Not be a serial talker
37. Be altruistic and willing to help those in need
38. Be at least slightly geeky or nerdy
39. Accept me for who I am---my personality, my beliefs, and my looks
40. Not be afraid of blue collar work (i.e., will mow a lawn with little or no complaint)
41. Read for pleasure
42. Enjoy visiting libraries
43. Enjoy visiting (most) museums
44. Enjoy listening to rock music (more Classic and Alternative/Indie than other subgenres)
45. Possess good hygiene
46. Believes that, with no interference, he and I could fall in love with each other one day
47. Wants to get married one day
48. Tolerates my family and is cordial with them
49. Has a family that is agreeable with me
50. Not be concerned whether I wear make-up or not and like the way I look with or without it
51. Not be overly religious. He should forgive me for my minor sins.
52. Enjoy the company of children as a whole
53. Like animals and believe in treating them humanely
54. Always offer to pay for our dates, unless we have made a previous agreement
55. Make an effort to call me before I call him to coordinate dates
56. Contact me just to ask how I am doing that day and to remind me that he misses and cares for me
57. Be willing to proceed slowly in our relationship; he must respect my boundaries and not pressure me for more physical intensity than I wish for.
58. Understands the meaning of ‘no' in all situations, sexual or otherwise, and respects my right to say ‘no'
59. Should not immediately declare his love for me; he should wait at least a few months, not days or weeks.
60. Think that my weight is fine (i.e., not too skinny, not too fat), unless I am sick and need medical attention
61. Stay reasonably updated on the news (i.e., reads the newspaper for something besides the comics or sports statistics at least once or twice a week)
62. Eat meat; cannot be a vegetarian or have a severely restricted diet, unless he has serious allergies
63. Not be especially vain (metrosexuality will not be tolerated)
64. Be physically fit, but not too built
65. Possess gorgeous eyes
66. Be a Mac person and possess at least basic computer literacy.
67. Like watching movies, especially with me
68. Not be a sports-watching junkie. He should generally prefer playing sports over watching them
69. Must like and respect nature
70. Must not be afraid to admit that there's a problem in our relationship
71. Not be afraid to tell me if something I do turns him on or excites him in any way
72. Must respect my friends
73. Must respect my choice not to drink
74. Must not do drugs. He can only drink in moderation and better not smoke.
75. Must respect my privacy and understand that I want to be alone sometimes.
76. Must like visiting parks.
77. Have some financial sense and not buy me expensive gifts on a regular basis
78. Always respond to my emails within a reasonable amount of time
79. Not feel intimidated by me
80. Be appreciative that I am his
81. Not be too judgmental; he should be an advocate of constructive criticism.
82. Must be respectful of the elderly in particular
83. Not be afraid of foreign languages and cultures
84. Be willing to hold a job when his high school/college studies are not too consuming. He should have a job relatively soon after he graduates from college.
85. Be kind and considerate
86. Touch me---physically or emotionally---without prompting
87. Surprise me with his tender and generous side
88. Generally be willing to loan his things to me with the understanding that I will loan my belongings to him, as well, and that I will replace anything I damage
89. Tolerate my little games and be willing to play along in them most of the time
90. Respect my professional space
91. Respect my right to hold secrets that don't affect him
92. Not keep secrets from me, unless they really don't affect me
93. Have an inquisitive mind
94. Tolerate my inquisitive mind
95. Not rush through life and live in the moment, especially when he is with me
96. Not be ashamed of me
97. Celebrate with me in my accomplishments
98. Be assertive
99. Be concerned about my happiness
100. Make every effort to be the best boyfriend he can be

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[PseudoCop]

Sweetie, you could just parse this down to one quality, pussy whipped. There is no man on the face of the earth that has the positive qualities you seek that would put up with your controlling crap. If you doubt me come over to Stumbleinn.net and we'll explain it to you.

I left a message for her, let's see if she has the moxie to pull up a barstool and deal with our regular patrons, hell it would do the wench some good to be disabused of her delusions.

[Fenian]

20. Be somewhat traditional, but should still be open to new ideas

This is the one where he gets to be an old-fashioned gentlemen and she gets to be a feminist.

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[Саша_]

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[WFHermans]

46. Believes that, with no interference, he and I could fall in love with each other one day Aren't you supposed to be in love with each other when the relation starts? I'm hopelessly out of fashion.

[The Exorcist]

66. Be a Mac person and possess at least basic computer literacy.

contradiction?

39. Accept me for who I am---my personality, my beliefs, and my looks

double standard?

[Johnny Bravo]

"89. Tolerate my little games and be willing to play along in them most of the time"

As if it wasn't obvious from the title already - run for the hills.

Every cloud has a silver lining, tho:

"62. Eat meat; cannot be a vegetarian or have a severely restricted diet, unless he has serious allergies"




"5. Be willing to defend me "

No problem, as long as you cook for me every day. That's just fair. Or do you think you're somehow "entitled" to all these things?

Please spot the contradiction:

"20. Be somewhat traditional, but should still be open to new ideas 21. Allow me my freedom and never prevent me from doing something just because I'm a woman 54. Always offer to pay for our dates, unless we have made a previous agreement"

[UberSwank]

57. Be willing to proceed slowly in our relationship; he must respect my boundaries and not pressure me for more physical intensity than I wish for.


You're going to take it up the butt whether you want to or not and you will like it.

[Jaybird]

And the most important quality any, especially her, boyfriend should have:

#1. Being able to tell me to shut the fuck up, in public and in private, without killing me first.

[Helena]

Demanding, that one.

[PseudoCop]

Do you have a list of 100 or less Qualities My Ideal Boyfriend Must Possess that you'd like to share with us?

[Helena]

I have never written a list. People who do should not be surprised that they don't have a boyfriend to begin with.

[The Exorcist]

I have never written a list. People who do should not be surprised that they don't have a boyfriend to begin with.

"You cannot give reputation to the same post twice"

Can't beat the women of SI.

[Jaybird]

Can't beat the women of SI.
Sure you can. Just take off your belt.

[Johnny Bravo]

You're going to take it up the butt whether you want to or not and you will like it.

True.

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[PoisonSausage]

Hey, a single girl has to fill her time somehow.

Telling as well that 'a decent sized cock that gets hard the vast majority of the time' doesn't figure there.

Any real woman might not have that in her top five, but I can guarantee it'll go top ten in qualities a boyfriend should have.

[Jaybird]

Should a boyfriend carry a man-purse?

[PoisonSausage]

Should a boyfriend carry a man-purse?

Hasn't done me any harm, although to be fair, the fagosaurus man bag thing is a relatively recent phenomenon.

[Dynamite Dan]

Oh God whoever wrote that list should die.

[The Exorcist]

Should a boyfriend carry a man-purse?

stop looking outside your window

[ZOG]

Should a boyfriend carry a man-purse?

Only if they are counterfeit designer purses (you know I'd feel no remorse about this...) he intends to sell at a nice profit ASAP.

[il ragno]

100 Qualities My Ideal Boyfriend Must Possess
By Christine Stoddard

Well, I'm solid on four of them qualities, and kinda-sorta in the ballpark for two more. OK to French-fuck you between the tits, or should I bring over a bottle just in case?

[Weisbrot]

22. Be more interested in my personality than my looks

34. Not mind how I dress

39. Accept me for who I am---my personality, my beliefs, and my looks

50. Not be concerned whether I wear make-up or not and like the way I look with or without it

60. Think that my weight is fine (i.e., not too skinny, not too fat), unless I am sick and need medical attention

96. Not be ashamed of me


All of the above adds up to...

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[Farkas]

These bitches are too demanding. And even if you comply with all these things on the list, it is still not enough for them. I have debunked nearly all of the demands. The ones I haven't are the ones I did not understand the words of because my English is pretty bad.

PS: Give me rep for this post, please.

1. Be courteous to others---not just me

Then you get accused of looking and flirting with other women.

2. Love to laugh with me

Then the cunt thinks that you're laughing at her.

3. Love to cuddle with me

She'll see you as some little kid dependable on her. Women don't like that.

4. Tickle me---physically and emotionally

I have no idea what tickle means.

5. Be willing to defend me

Bitches regard you as some kinda Rambo machoman that wants to compensate the size of his dick through fighting.

6. Be supportive

Resulting that she thinks of you as someone with no opinion.

7. Be a dreamer

Then you are an immature child with no perception of reality.

8. Generally be more optimistic than pessimistic, but should also be realistic

She'll think that you're either on drugs or way too serious.

9. Develop his own opinions and therefore not always agree with me, but still respect my beliefs

That's a good one. From the second you have a small disagreement, she'll never look at you again despite that you respect her opinion and express yours in a calm and friendly way.

10. Possess a sarcastic, somewhat dry sense of humor

If you show sarcasm, then you are considered arrogant. If not, then you're a clown.

11. Possess some childish and endearing quirk about him

I have no idea what the fuck this means.

12. Have an interest in art (whether that means admiring or creating)

Then she'll think you're a homo.

13. Be able to calm me down when I am nervous or comfort me when I am upset

If you do that, she'll throw a frying pan at you (despite the fact that modern women don't cook) because you don't mind your own business.

14. Be willing to occasionally embarrass himself for me

She'll see you as a clown that is an embarassment to her and her friends

15. Have some concrete college plans that involve attending AND graduating

Great idea! While you are studying to please her feminist demands, she's sucking some other guy off because you don't pay enough attention to her.

16. Have some professional plans to pursue after college

Fantastic! She'll leave you because you're a workaholic more interested in your job than her.

17. Be willing to teach, but also to be taught

As a proud White man, I tell you to never be taught by a woman. That lowers your self-esteem and they are never right about anything anyway.

18. Be willing to admit that he doesn't know everything and admit when I am right

Then she regards you as a dumb puppy and thus weak.

19. Be a good listener and be interested in what I have to say

The biggest demand of the list. How is a man supposed to pay attention to things he is absolutely not interested in like shoes, clothes, perfume, her fat, ugly friends with their boyfriends and criticism about yourself.

There is a way to make her think that you're listening, but you're not. When she takes a pause to breathe after her annoying rambling you have to say one of these phrases. Variate a little bit as she might discover this trick if you say the same phrase too much.

"Go on."; "That is very interesting, tell me more!"; "Wow, I have never thought of that!"; "That is very insightful, can you inform me more of this?"; "Mmmh, I don't really agree with that but you're going to be right again."; "That is exactly what I was thinking!"; "That is soooo true!"

If she asks you a question, don't say anything. That makes you look mysterious and women love that in a man.

20. Be somewhat traditional, but should still be open to new ideas

If you are traditional, then you are considered a racist bigot that probably still believes in God and that is not in fashion. If you are open to new ideas, then you are a pervert that likes to use dirty objects like animals and razors during sex.

21. Allow me my freedom and never prevent me from doing something just because I'm a woman

Then she'll run off to some other guy and if you prevent her of doing something just because she has a vagina, she'll complain that her back is broken when she lifted a sack of cement of 40 kg's.

22. Be more interested in my personality than my looks

She'll throw you a fit, because you somehow insinuate that she's ugly.

23. Be faithful. Distance should not interfere with his loyalty to me.

We would expect the same thing in return. Besides, a man is made to spread his seed. Go pork a hooker or some drunk girl in a bar, the chance that your girlfriend finds out is nihil. Can't stop nature, dude.

24. Respect my need to write…and write…and write

She should learn proper spelling in the first place. "Write" is not written with an "accent egout", an Euro-sign and some other stupid fucking sign.

25. Not view me as his property or an object (although he should be somewhat possessive of me)

The bitch will think as you as a softie because you treat her as a human being despite that she's just a snake with tits and an ass.

26. Not tolerate other men addressing me in a rude manner, whether that means trash talk or inappropriate touching

Great. If you make a remark to a guy or punch his skull in, you're an animal that is overly yealous of other men.

27. Be comfortable talking with me

Wow, that's a fucking easy demand. With all the other 1002 demands where a man has to be constantly on his guard, you can't possible meet the demands of this one. If you say one thing wrong....BOOM!

28. Be happy in my company

Easy for her to say.

29. Tolerate, even like, the pet name I give him

I'm not some fucking dog. So fuck you!

30. Have a life outside of me. I am allowed to be his ‘whole world' emotionally, but not literally. I want him to love me, not obsess over me.

Good. She should not complain then when she does not receive attention

31. Not be a neat freak

But women start shrieking when they see that the toilet seat is up.

32. Have body hair; he should not wax or shave excessively, if at all (exception: his face, if he looks cuter without a beard or moustache)

Then you receive complaints of your body hygiene.

33. Keep his promises to me and to others, especially if they are important ones

And what if you have to break a promise to someone else just to keep with hers? Is that acceptable?

34. Not mind how I dress

http://www.randstad.be/_images/jobtour/jobtour%20007.jpg :eyebrow:

35. Be comfortable just sitting in silence with me

And if you don't say anything at all, you are either boring or not giving her any attention at all.

36. Not be a serial talker

I don't know what serial talking means.

37. Be altruistic and willing to help those in need

Then you are considered as a doormat to her, people can step on you whenever they feel like.

38. Be at least slightly geeky or nerdy

Hahaha! Good one! I thought women liked soccer players or movie stars.

39. Accept me for who I am---my personality, my beliefs, and my looks

There are limits.

40. Not be afraid of blue collar work (i.e., will mow a lawn with little or no complaint)

She'll complain that you are too poor to afford a Mexican.

41. Read for pleasure

Attention, attention! Your girlfriend thinks you're boring. Over and out.

42. Enjoy visiting libraries

Read above.

43. Enjoy visiting (most) museums

Read above.

44. Enjoy listening to rock music (more Classic and Alternative/Indie than other subgenres)

Classic, Alternative and Indie suck ass. Heavy metal rulez!! :rockout:

45. Possess good hygiene

Homo alert!

46. Believes that, with no interference, he and I could fall in love with each other one day

Uhhh, so I met up to all her demands so that she and I could fall in love...later?

47. Wants to get married one day

So that we can divorce one day for no reason and I can give half of the money I worked for so hard?

48. Tolerates my family and is cordial with them

If I can tolerate you, surely I can tolerate your family.

49. Has a family that is agreeable with me

If they knew your demands then I think that is another aspect that can be added to my shortcomings.

50. Not be concerned whether I wear make-up or not and like the way I look with or without it

You'll get accusations that you'd say just about anything to please her.

51. Not be overly religious. He should forgive me for my minor sins.

What about the other way around? If you're being anally fucked by someone else, then I should forgive you and treat your second boyfriend with a bottle of champagne. But if I stick my dick onto someone else, you'll leave me?

52. Enjoy the company of children as a whole

They can play on the pool table while I drink a fresh and cold beer. Consider it done.

53. Like animals and believe in treating them humanely

What the...? Am I supposed to be a stupid vegetarian?

54. Always offer to pay for our dates, unless we have made a previous agreement

I don't shit money, sweetheart.

55. Make an effort to call me before I call him to coordinate dates

Then you are too jumpy and going too fast for the relationship.

56. Contact me just to ask how I am doing that day and to remind me that he misses and cares for me

She'll call the police and say that you're stalking her.

57. Be willing to proceed slowly in our relationship; he must respect my boundaries and not pressure me for more physical intensity than I wish for.

More physical intensity? You're making the demands here, baby!

58. Understands the meaning of ‘no' in all situations, sexual or otherwise, and respects my right to say ‘no'

Women should never decline a man's demands.

59. Should not immediately declare his love for me; he should wait at least a few months, not days or weeks.

You'll get thrown a fit at you because you are too cold and you don't care about her.

60. Think that my weight is fine (i.e., not too skinny, not too fat), unless I am sick and need medical attention

Then she'll accuse you of making her too fat because you always said that her weight is fine.

61. Stay reasonably updated on the news (i.e., reads the newspaper for something besides the comics or sports statistics at least once or twice a week)

That is a difficult thing to do when she starts yapping during the most important parts on the news.

62. Eat meat; cannot be a vegetarian or have a severely restricted diet, unless he has serious allergies

Oh great! She'll see you as a pig!

63. Not be especially vain (metrosexuality will not be tolerated)

The same should be expected from her.

64. Be physically fit, but not too built

Oh great. If you're too fat, you're a slob. If you are too well built, it is not good either. And if you have a normal body, she'll say that you need more muscle; putting you back to situation number two.

65. Possess gorgeous eyes

How the fuck am I supposed to do that?

66. Be a Mac person and possess at least basic computer literacy.

Fantastic. Then she will complain that you love your computer more than her.

67. Like watching movies, especially with me

If you wouldn't talk during the entire movie, sure.

68. Not be a sports-watching junkie. He should generally prefer playing sports over watching them

You just chased my friends away, you succubus. How am I supposed to play sports then?

69. Must like and respect nature

I don't like animals in the bedroom.

70. Must not be afraid to admit that there's a problem in our relationship

And when you say that she is the problem (which is always the case), she'll commit suicide and you'll get a dirty look by everyone that knew her for the rest of your life.

71. Not be afraid to tell me if something I do turns him on or excites him in any way

You'll get accused of only thinking about sex.

72. Must respect my friends

Respect is something you have to earn, not get.

73. Must respect my choice not to drink

How am I supposed to fuck you then?

74. Must not do drugs. He can only drink in moderation and better not smoke.

With what am I supposed to make my miserable life at least supportable if I cannot drink, do drugs or smoke?

75. Must respect my privacy and understand that I want to be alone sometimes.

And then receive complaints of not giving her enough attention.

76. Must like visiting parks.

For what?

77. Have some financial sense and not buy me expensive gifts on a regular basis

Ok, but I don't want to hear more complaints about her not receiving enough presents from me.

78. Always respond to my emails within a reasonable amount of time

Fuck that.

79. Not feel intimidated by me

She should not intimidate then.

80. Be appreciative that I am his

Wow, wait! I thought that she didn't want you to treat her as your property?

81. Not be too judgmental; he should be an advocate of constructive criticism.

But I should always pick her side...

82. Must be respectful of the elderly in particular

They are in the way of my future. They drive too slow on the road. They moan and complain. They cost the taxpayer too much with all their diseases. Is there something positive to say about old people?

83. Not be afraid of foreign languages and cultures

So, I have to allow a negro to rape her because it is in his culture?

84. Be willing to hold a job when his high school/college studies are not too consuming. He should have a job relatively soon after he graduates from college.

So that she can be fucked in the butt while you are working for her expenses.

85. Be kind and considerate

Be her slave.

86. Touch me---physically or emotionally---without prompting

Then again, you are too touchy and only thinking of sex.

87. Surprise me with his tender and generous side

How am I supposed to buy food if I have to give all my money to her?

88. Generally be willing to loan his things to me with the understanding that I will loan my belongings to him, as well, and that I will replace anything I damage

Hahahaha, good one!

89. Tolerate my little games and be willing to play along in them most of the time

Wasn't I supposed to work 24/7?

90. Respect my professional space

God made women to work in the bedroom or in the kitchen.

91. Respect my right to hold secrets that don't affect him

And if I hold any secrets, I have a mistress. So she'll leave me.

92. Not keep secrets from me, unless they really don't affect me

Told you.

93. Have an inquisitive mind

So that you can be called an immature pervert.

94. Tolerate my inquisitive mind

Go ahead, cheat on me. I am supposed to put up with that.

95. Not rush through life and live in the moment, especially when he is with me

I might rush a bullet in my head while listening to your endless list of demands.

96. Not be ashamed of me

Any man would be ashamed of himself if he realized he was really dumb to meet with your demands -just to have sex one time a month- while he could have fucked a hooker every day that would cost him less and make him much fucking happier.

97. Celebrate with me in my accomplishments

Women should only accomplish in bed or in the kitchen.

98. Be assertive

Towards others. Never stand up for yourself when she is about to walk with her high heels on your balls.

99. Be concerned about my happiness

What about mine?

100. Make every effort to be the best boyfriend he can be

That is a very good one. Complying with even one of these demands should make me the best boyfriend around.

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[PseudoCop]

Farkas :heartthrob: Christine Stoddard

[Jake Featherston]

Any person, of either sex, who has a list like this with more than five or six items, that person is full of shit.

[Jake Featherston]

You know what irritates me about this list? Its the assumption that its reasonable for a woman to expect to have a man who will basically never annoy her, or ever do anything that is outside her preferred parameters. No man in history has probably ever had, or expected to have, a woman like that, but society encourages women to expect perfection. My wife's best friend is always asking her boyfriend questions, and then she gets all mad when he doesn't answer in precisely the way she would prefer. It apparently doesn't occur to her that it would be almost impossible to meet someone who always gave the answer you wanted to every question you can think to ask.

Relationships are just another part of life. Like anything else, they're kinda fucked up half the time. Men understand this, beause its common sense. It seems to elude many women. Men don't expect life to be wonderful. It hopefully has wonderful moments, but this chick seems to expect a life of always getting exactly what she wants, provided to her by a man. Fuck her.

[Johnny Bravo]

Fuck her.

Yeah, I would, but she ain't the prettiest rose in the bunch either.

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:rockout:

[Ahmadinebobina]

Blah, blah, blah, can't be bothered to read some randomer's fantasies.
My bf is intelligent, sweet and mannerly and never afraid to put me in my place when i'm being a bitch or OTT. and vice versa.

[ZOG]

Blah, blah, blah, can't be bothered to read some randomer's fantasies.
My bf is intelligent, sweet and mannerly and never afraid to put me in my place when i'm being a bitch or OTT. and vice versa.

Ive taught you well except when you're here posting you aren't cooking me my dinner now are you.

[Johnny Bravo]

So... how's project "getting laid in '08" coming along?

[Zed]

100 Qualities My Ideal Boyfriend Must Possess posted by Breckenridge Elkins

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[FIPS]

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5. Be willing to defend me (without really hurting anybody?)
10. Possess a sarcastic, somewhat dry sense of humor (I WIN!)
11. Possess some childish and endearing quirk about him (smashing institutions)
12. Have an interest in art (WINNER!)
13. Be able to calm me down when I am nervous or comfort me when I am upset (discernment of the heart, my dear)
14. Be willing to occasionally embarrass himself for me (periodic arrests)
17. Be willing to teach, but also to be taught (not an autodidact)
19. Be a good listener and be interested in what I have to say (prior to and in bed)
20. Be somewhat traditional, but should still be open to new ideas (from Gun News)
21. Allow me my freedom and never prevent me from doing something just because I'm a woman (here, YOU aim and pull the trigger!)
22. Be more interested in my personality than my looks (in the dark)
23. Be faithful. Distance should not interfere with his loyalty to me (continental, planetary, stellar or galactic)
25. Not view me as his property or an object (although he should be somewhat possessive of me – Honey, if you are still viewed as a desirable object when YOU are 60, you will be oh-so-effing grateful)
26. Not tolerate other men addressing me in a rude manner, whether that means trash talk or inappropriate touching (you will outlive ALL of them)
29. Tolerate, even like, the pet name I give him (“Country fuck” is fine)
30. Have a life outside of me. I am allowed to be his whole world' emotionally, but not literally. I want him to love me, not obsess over me (and NOT Breivik’s life)
31. Not be a neat freak (count on it)
32. Have body hair; he should not wax or shave excessively, if at all (exception: his face, if he looks cuter without a beard or moustache – I was first sent home from school to shave at 13)
33. Keep his promises to me and to others, especially if they are important ones (other good whites OK)
34. Not mind how I dress (overalls and nothing else sounds fine)
35. Be comfortable just sitting in silence with me (_____)
36. Not be a serial talker (or serial killer please)
37. Be altruistic and willing to help those in need (all whites willing to get off their asses)
38. Be at least slightly geeky or nerdy (I could always learn more Greek or Latin)
39. Accept me for who I am---my personality, my beliefs, and my looks (but remember that a woman being a ruby beyond price is a Jewish double conceit)
40. Not be afraid of blue collar work (i.e., will mow a lawn with little or no complaint – I am getting a bit old for this shit)
41. Read for pleasure (check)
42. Enjoy visiting libraries (check)
43. Enjoy visiting (most) museums (check; avoid the Mummy Museum in Mexico)
44. Enjoy listening to rock music (more Classic and Alternative/Indie than other subgenres – as long as it was made before ’73)
47. Wants to get married one day (I NEED to be listed as a dependent on SOMEONE’s health plan)
48. Tolerates my family and is cordial with them (easy; they all blush when ashamed)
49. Has a family that is agreeable with me (or I find one)
50. Not be concerned whether I wear make-up or not and like the way I look with or without it (I was in the old Soviet Union where every girl under 19 was beautiful)
51. Not be overly religious. He should forgive me for my minor sins (that’s what confession is for, my dear)
52. Enjoy the company of children as a whole (or a part)
53. Like animals and believe in treating them humanely (I AM white)
54. Always offer to pay for our dates, unless we have made a previous agreement (No homo; no hobo)
55. Make an effort to call me before I call him to coordinate dates (um, I think that’s called planning)
56. Contact me just to ask how I am doing that day and to remind me that he misses and cares for me (re-assure-ance)

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57. Be willing to proceed slowly in our relationship; he must respect my boundaries and not pressure me for more physical intensity than I wish for (no inserted fists. promise)
58. Understands the meaning of no in all situations, sexual or otherwise, and respects my right to say no (understands, yes)
59. Should not immediately declare his love for me; he should wait at least a few months, not days or weeks (I shall burn at your touch but hide the scarring)
60. Think that my weight is fine (i.e., not too skinny, not too fat), unless I am sick and need medical attention (health-y)
61. Stay reasonably updated on the news (i.e., reads the newspaper for something besides the comics or sports statistics at least once or twice a week – and not once a freakin’ minute either)
62. Eat meat; cannot be a vegetarian or have a severely restricted diet, unless he has serious allergies (for you even goat and gator)
63. Not be especially vain (metrosexuality will not be tolerated – no problemo)
64. Be physically fit, but not too built (count on the not too)
65. Possess gorgeous eyes (until the fuggin’ cataract surgery)
66. Be a Mac person and possess at least basic computer literacy (check)
67. Like watching movies, especially with me (can I finger?)
68. Not be a sports-watching junkie. He should generally prefer playing sports over watching them (who needs schworts?)
69. Must like and respect nature (I AM white)
70. Must not be afraid to admit that there's a problem in our relationship (see No. 71)
71. Not be afraid to tell me if something I do turns him on or excites him in any way (NO FEAR)
72. Must respect my friends (if they are racially capable of respecting themselves)
73. Must respect my choice not to drink (can do for both if necessary)
74. Must not do drugs. He can only drink in moderation and better not smoke (stogies away from home then)
75. Must respect my privacy and understand that I want to be alone sometimes. (and I won’t go to the garage to make a bomb)
76. Must like visiting parks.(double-check)
77. Have some financial sense and not buy me expensive gifts on a regular basis (can do)
78. Always respond to my emails within a reasonable amount of time (unless it’s about your mother)
79. Not feel intimidated by me (I can do that)
80. Be appreciative that I am his (I AM white)
81. Not be too judgmental; he should be an advocate of constructive criticism (no one has ever known me to be otherwise)
82. Must be respectful of the elderly in particular (our ancestors, of course)
83. Not be afraid of foreign languages and cultures (no fear, hatred, but no fear)
84. Be willing to hold a job when his high school/college studies are not too consuming. He should have a job relatively soon after he graduates from college (uh, yes, that’s not too demanding)
85. Be kind and considerate (to good whites and animals of ALL colors)
86. Touch me---physically or emotionally---without prompting (my choice, really?)
87. Surprise me with his tender and generous side (I will bring home a Honey Badger that’s been fixed)
88. Generally be willing to loan his things to me with the understanding that I will loan my belongings to him, as well, and that I will replace anything I damage (Share-ing Life)
89. Tolerate my little games and be willing to play along in them most of the time (I am ill equipped intellectually but will do my best to keep up)
90. Respect my professional space (no hooking)
91. Respect my right to hold secrets that don't affect him (no telegony, please)
92. Not keep secrets from me, unless they really don't affect me (the mercury in my brain is there for future criminal defense only)
93. Have an inquisitive mind (double-down)
94. Tolerate my inquisitive mind (I’ll try to keep up)
95. Not rush through life and live in the moment, especially when he is with me (this world isn’t even worth seeing, let alone rushing to see)
96. Not be ashamed of me (I AM white)
97. Celebrate with me in my accomplishments (See No, 96)
98. Be assertive (I will kill no one before their time)
99. Be concerned about my happiness (I will kill no one and leave evidence behind)
100. Make every effort to be the best boyfriend he can be (in our very own Army)

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[anunnaki]

This is why so many Western women face their 40th birthday unwed and childless.

Oh, it feels good to be me.

[Empress Cheesatine]

At least we finally learn that Breck is a raging faggot.

[FIPS]

This is why so many Western women face their 40th birthday unwed and childless.

Oh, it feels good to be me.
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I would likely trade my acquired wisdom and masculinity for your (likely) youth and health, and immediately run for town council.

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[Zed]

You'd be at home playing with your new boobies like Steve Martin , don't give me that running for town council shit

[Albert Dryden]

You'd be at home playing with your new boobies like Steve Martin , don't give me that running for town council shit

If I could trade places, I'd lather those puppies in washing up liquid. Right after I shaved them.

[Empress Cheesatine]

Shaving hairy tits? I think I'm on the wrong thread...