phora fight!

[MASTY]

Who would you fight from The Phora? If anyone says Niggerlo, they must add another name too, niggerlo is too easy. Sulla or Keystone for me. Or Sulla and Keystone. I've got violence in my mind.....

[Pracownik stał]

Keystone's an old man and Sulla would be like fighting a woman. You need to pick someone who'd be somewhat of a challenge.

[Inventor]

I would kick Prac square in the balls and run away. :rockout:

[Pracownik stał]

I would kick Prac square in the balls and run away. :rockout:

+ rep.

[MASTY]

Keystone's an old man and Sulla would be like fighting a woman. You need to pick someone who'd be somewhat of a challenge.How old is he Prac? I'm not age-ist, I'd still kick him upside-down. Sulla? A coon who deserves to be kerbed. I never asked for a challenge.....

I'd fair dig Basil(is he old too?), and Prac.

[Pracownik stał]

Key's in his 50s, I believe. Basil might give you a fair match. I understand he's a former military chap like myself. Speaking of me, you couldn't handle this, Masty.

[MASTY]

Key's in his 50s, I believe. Basil might give you a fair match. I understand he's a former military chap like myself. Speaking of me, you couldn't handle this, Masty.Fuck. Keystone should get the golden award for 'oldest poster that can't fight'. He should relinquish that username. I'd actually like a fair-dig at ye, Prac. Thats just my nature.

[Pracownik stał]

Fuck. Keystone should get the golden award for 'oldest poster that can't fight'. He should relinquish that username. I'd actually like a fair-dig at ye, Prac. Thats just my nature.

Well, if I ever get to Ireland we can toss a few back and have a go at it and see what happens just for fun. :)

[MASTY]

Well, if I ever get to Ireland we can toss a few back and have a go at it and see what happens just for fun. :)Having a fight just for the sake of it is class. That sounds good.

[88mmFlaK]

I'd pull WtFHermans out of his crib with a logging chain and drag him down the highway behind my big Ford until only a small chunk of meat and matted hair was left dangling.

[Zed]

Key's in his 50s, I believe. Basil might give you a fair match. I understand he's a former military chap like myself.

Yeah, but it was the Irish army, Prac. :sf:

[88mmFlaK]

Mazdak, B-pepe, and Fade, at the same time.

All three would TAPOUT :rockout: eventually, but I'd have to wear an armoured anus guard.

I'd kick BeriYIDze in the shins for good measure. I wouldn't feel right about hurting him badly though, the boy is sickly, weak, and would be like beating up someone with Muscular Dystrophy.

[il ragno]

I'm too decrepit to fight anybody any longer, but I did wanna take a moment to tip my cap to Flak for the truly outstanding Mini-Me Fade he conjured up. Lookit the seamlessness of that image! Sure glad I've never posted a photo of myself online.

I especially like that there's two of them, flanking his own gotcha-post like cursed pygmy-bookends you buy in a dusty curio shop from a Fu Manchu lookalike smoking an opium pipe.

[Alison]

I would kick Prac square in the balls and run away. :rockout:

Post of the month! :lmao:

[Dynamite Dan]

Is that Fade's face on the mini-me's? That's fucking hilarious. I had never bothered to look that closely before.

[Winston]

If by fight you mean stuff into a cellar with only an upturned can of Zyklon B for company, I choose Kamandi.

[Dynamite Dan]

I would chop off Kamandi's Jewish nose and dangle it on a piece of string in front of Kane to hypnotise him.

[Hachiko]

I would kick Prac square in the balls and run away. :rockout:

So he doesn't crumple on you and writhe in pain? :D

[Hachiko]

Keystone's an old man and Sulla would be like fighting a woman. You need to pick someone who'd be somewhat of a challenge.

Keystone is a good man.
As for Sulla, well, never abuse women, infirmed, elderly or retarded, and I'm sure he falls into more than one of those classes.
All in all, I get the impression most Phorons couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag.
So, I'd have to dig up Mazdak and Berryanal just to jump on their knees a few times.
And Helios could stand a firm smack in the mouth. Just because.

[Abu Junaid]

I would fight Hajrit because he is an annoying troll.

Burhhus because he is an old man so I could surely kick his ass.

Starr because I'm always down to slap a woman around.

[Alison]

I'm too decrepit to fight anybody any longer,

Oh goodie, or is that - oh shit?

Do you mean to tell me that I can kick you in the gonads and tell you to voetsek and you won't notice? I am more than dismayed. :( Old people like you are so unsatisfactory!

[il ragno]

Oh goodie, or is that - oh shit?

Do you mean to tell me that I can kick you in the gonads and tell you to voetsek and you won't notice? I am more than dismayed. :( Old people like you are so unsatisfactory!

Nah...what I'm saying is that, these days, I'd have to beat you up by shooting you in the spine. Although not in your case, my Rocky Mountain goat; nobody's so decrepit they can't kick a woman's ass.


tell you to voetsek

Who told you that peppering your speech with these Boer colloquialisms was charming and/or humorous? Whoever it was, they lied: it's repulsive.

I frankly don't know what's worse, their language (like Dutch crossed with Down's Syndrome) or those ridiculous jungle leisure suits they favor. Hint: freckles and camouflage seriously don't mix.

[PseudoCop]

Ragno will still have his goon hand when he's laying on his deathbed smoking a pall mall through his trach hole.

[Blitzed]

Is that Fade's face on the mini-me's? That's fucking hilarious. I had never bothered to look that closely before.Me neither. il ragno is very observant. That's part of why he is so incredibly funny.

[Blitzed]

Keystone's an old man...Late forties, if my recollection is correct. If that's old, I'm in trouble with this here real soon.

[Macrobius]

You folks should concentrate on the real enemy:

http://the-phora-stumbleinn-comermercury-whatever.com (http://box206.bluehost.com/highload.html)


Apparently some persons were confused by this. The link just points to the page you get when CPU is exceeded. The CPU is not really exceeded. bluehost just decides to redirect your website to this static page instead of letting your site process the web transaction. The page is always there at its static home:

http://box206.bluehost.com/highload.html

I just linked that page to a made up domain name. If you hover over the link, the place you are really going will appear in your status bar.

Joohost is the enemy.

[Vasily Zaitsev]

Having a fight just for the sake of it is class. That sounds good.

Fun fact: Pracownik stał claims to have at one point been one of the most devoted American fans of the Smiths.

I'd bet on Richard Simmons in a cage fight versus a fruit like that.

[IkeTurner]

Fun fact: Pracownik sta³ claims to have at one point been one of the most devoted American fans of the Smiths.

Id bet on Richard Simmons in a cage fight versus a fruit like that.

Nic the Ambiguous is said to like Morrissey, too. Probably it is the hair gel.

[Helena]

Masty and Pracownik Stal at the same time. :rockout:

[Breckinridge Elkins]

Ménage à trois, my dear. Aren't Brit Jews allowed to speak French?

[WFHermans]

Puppy-torturer 88mmFag should be tied up and eaten alive by hundreds of puppies.

[Draco]

I'm a teddy bear but for the spirit of the thread.....

For an easy win with almost cartoon quantities of blood spewing from my targets?

Sulla and Globus at the same time.

For a challenge where I would probably have some of my own bones broken?

Flak or Thomas.

[MANGO!]

Globus

Anyone who disables the rep system is a sucka.