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Ron Hitler-Barassi
08-05-2008, 04:21 AM
Interesting that the animal disease research centre is not far away from where this thing washed up. Whatever it was, it must've had a wonderful time on Fantasy Island being microwaved and deep fried in anthrax, or whatever it is they do there. Imagine what a dish the Chinese could've made out of it.

Mystery of the "Montauk Monster"
Aug 1, 2008 05:32 PM in Biology
http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=mystery-of-the-montauk-monster-2008-08-01

http://www.thetechherald.com/media/images/200832/montaukmonster_1.jpg

Nothing like a bizarre-looking sea "monster" to draw crowds to a tony resort town. The blogosphere has been abuzz since Gawker.com early this week featured a story and photo of a bulky hairless corpse with sharp teeth and a snout that reportedly washed up in Montauk on the eastern tip of Long Island, N.Y. Another Big Foot or Loch Ness Monster, perhaps?

The report of the cryptid was picked up by Fox News, CNN and other TV nets, magazines and newspapers as far away as London hungry for a hot story to spice up the summer news doldrums.

"We were looking for a place to sit when we saw some people looking at something," Jenna Hewitt, 26, told Newsday. "We were kind of amazed, shocked and amazed." Hewitt was among a bunch of locals who insist they saw the odd-looking corpse. Most of those weighing in on the creature's identity subscribed to the theory that it was a dog. (A pit bull was the prevailing favorite.)

Others, some who only saw the snapshot, speculated it may have been a raccoon or, perhaps, a sea turtle that lost its shell.

But we may never know for sure. It seems, you see, that the body has been moved. And nobody (at least nobody talking) knows by whom—or where it was taken.

"They say an old guy came and carted it away," Hewitt said. "He said, "I'm going to mount it on my wall."

IVORY BILL
08-05-2008, 04:28 AM
Dead dog sans snout.

Ron Hitler-Barassi
08-05-2008, 04:32 AM
Dead dog sans snout.

I refuse to believe that, however obvious it is. It is not entertaining enough. Niggalo and his Donkey's Ghetto Lobstered love-child perhaps?

Macrobius
08-05-2008, 04:36 AM
My vote: The Lorax.

Jake Featherston
08-05-2008, 07:22 AM
Dead dog sans snout.

Yeah, probably something like that. Dead basking sharks have this unique way of decomposing, due to the distribution of cartilage in their bodies, so that they wind up looking EXACTLY like one would suppose a freshly killed Pleiosaur would look like, but they're still just basking sharks. This creature appears to have some sort of beak, but that's almost certainly due to its snout having decomposed. Its probably a dog, a racoon, or some fairly ordinary mammalian beast. Still, without a more thorough examination, we'll never know for certain.

Inventor
08-05-2008, 08:20 AM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9393/montaukmonster12kk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


A dead dog does not explain why the creature is wearing a leather bracelet.

Mandalore
08-05-2008, 09:52 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9393/montaukmonster12kk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


A dead dog does not explain why the creature is wearing a leather bracelet.


Maybe he was tied to a brick and thrown overboard. I'd do that to a pitbull.

Draco
08-05-2008, 10:34 PM
I'm so sick of hearing about this fucking thing.

Better angle:

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41359272.jpg

It's not a bracelet, just some fur around the wrist.

It's a dog...unneutered by the looks of him. Mystery solved. :eek:

Hachiko
08-05-2008, 10:54 PM
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41359272.jpg


The child of Abu Junaid and a stray dog?