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    Default Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Swindling Jew

    "What can you say about this gentleman, Watson?"

    I tried to picture the man who spent the better half of the past hour regaling us with tales of his misfortune.

    "Well, he is a portly fellow," said I.

    "Anything else?", asked Holmes, yawning.

    "I can not think of anything."

    "He is Jewish, Watson."

    "You are certainly joking, Holmes."

    "On the contrary, dear Watson. You are too timid in drawing your inferences."

    "Then how do you infer that, Holmes? You are not Jewish yourself? You never join me in church."

    "That is quite absurd, Watson. I am agnostic, not Jewish."

    "Then how?"

    "His hat, Watson."

    The man wore a very ordinary black hat of the usual round shape.

    "Then, pray tell me what it is that you can infer from this hat?"

    "He did not take it off when Mrs. Hudson came in to serve tea."

    "No, he did not. To not remove your hat in front of a woman! Quite rude."

    "Not in this case, Watson. For our visitor is quite a refined gentleman. His cufflinks alone are worth more than your entire wardrobe."

    "I must confess that I am unable to follow you."

    "Jews, dear Watson, do not remove their hats, even when they are indoors."

    "Astonishing, Holmes!"

    "Indeed, Watson."

    He paused, puffing at his pipe and gazing down into the fire.

    "So what does him being Jewish have to do with the case?", I asked.

    "Everything, Watson. Everything."

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    Elementary Watson!

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    Default Sir Arthur

    I've read Holmes but missed that one.
    The Beeb has sanitised Holmes since about 10 years ago cleaning up any "racialist" chat as it were.
    Like what the jews did to Robert E. Howard's writings on the internet, bowdlerized them.
    Anyroad our history is being taken from us.
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    Not only are the jews censoring our classical books, they are even falsely adding new "classics".

    Jew author Anthony Horowitz has been commissioned by the estate of Arthur Conan Doyle to write a full-length Sherlock Holmes novel.

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    Interesting to learn that Jews never remove their hats.

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    What an astute observance Sherlock, how did you know?

    It's elementary my dear Watson, I read the Talmud! I found this distasteful drivel most helpful to catch the worst crooks!

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    Well, some of them are so well assimilated they do remove them. Am i on to something Sherlock?

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    Indeed, Watson! Never allow a jew to fool you. The jew is an adaptive parasite.

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    'I hope i will be able to odd them out Sherlock, but i have to admit i find it rather difficult when they don't wear their hats or spit at crosses. I mean, everybody is a Jew to a Jew so who is the real Jew? It makes me so paranoia, even Sherlock begins to sounds Jewish to me! Mommy help!'

    Than he thought of Jews attending to the Synagogue on Sabbath.

    'What are you doing Saturday my dear Holmes?'
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    I'm a hat guy owner of two Stetsons and a dozen baseball caps. You know, if I wore a black fedora, people would assume I was mafia.

    I might just get one and sorta see where that goes on the street.

    That's what fashion is all about.
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