1. Buy fish and chips for under £3 at a chippy no more than 100yds from your house.
2. Enjoy drinking a pint from a pubs vast selection of ales.
3. Served in a pub your ale by a highly attractive barmaid complete in an outfit exposing her breasts with a hint of nipple.
4. After drinking all evening the Landlord of a pub thanks you for your custom and informs you "I've called a taxi for you sir, and it's paid for by the brewery"
5. When arriving home after a session the female of the house glides You into your comfy leather chair by the fire, tells you supper will be ready in 2 minutes after handing you a bottle of pedigree ale, and informs you tonight she wants rough sex.
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?