Niggers: too dense to float

[Macrobius]

Originally Posted by Empress Cheesatine

I'll be swimming in the Gulf of Mexico shortly. I'll be on the lookout for his skull.

Yankee fishermen can be quite cruel:

http://articles.boston.com/2006-02-2...iscopal-priest

A lobsterman's wife -- in some versions his mother-in-law -- falls overboard from his boat in rough seas, and her body washes up on shore weeks later, with a dozen lobsters attached. In discussing disposition of the remains, a fellow fisherman says that in view of the high price of lobster and the poor state of the economy, he would ''set her again."