You Stay Classy, UK

[Fissile]

"Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries while being hit with a monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex"

Gravy wrestling in the UK

[Goosey]

I wonder what race her friend and friends brother were. The guy punched her up after she'd had her eye smashed in. That aint white.

[Goosey]

English’s brother Amjad Hussain, 27, who had repeatedly punched Elisa was given a 12 month sentence after he pleaded guilty to assault causing actual bodily harm.

Just read to the end of the article. It didn't sound white

[Zed]

Yeah, the brother apparently watching his sister getting fucked sounds like real cameljockey behaviour

[William H Steeves]

Victim: Elisa Sampson was attacked with a monkey-wrench, suffering serious facial injuries


Winner: Elisa battled it out in gallons of Bisto to become the 2010 World Gravy Wrestling Champion


It's all gravy: Bisto provided 440 gallons of the brown stuff for the charity contest

[Spartacus]

Originally Posted by Zed

Yeah, the brother apparently watching his sister getting fucked sounds like real cameljockey behaviour

They're obviously a family that took their Bisto pledge seriously.

We do solemnly promise to spend more quality time together, chatting about the stuff of life, watching each other fornicate and doing what families do, which is why we make this pledge to change our routines and for just one night a week, come home on time, cook a proper meal together, sit up at the table, eating proper food, with a proper gravy, and then for pudding, we'll assault a close personal friend with a monkey wrench. This night will be our night. Our family night. Aah, Bisto.

[Fissile]

Originally Posted by Spartacus

They're obviously a family that took their Bisto pledge seriously.

We do solemnly promise to spend more quality time together, chatting about the stuff of life, watching each other fornicate and doing what families do, which is why we make this pledge to change our routines and for just one night a week, come home on time, cook a proper meal together, sit up at the table, eating proper food, with a proper gravy, and then for pudding, we'll assault a close personal friend with a monkey wrench. This night will be our night. Our family night. Aah, Bisto.

There are a lot of Indian/Pakis around here, so the local supermarket has a British foods section....I always get the Heinz Beans. I've seen that Bisto stuff as well. Any good? I mean beside for wrestling bimbos?

[Zed]

I dunno, we always make gravy from scratch

[Spartacus]

Originally Posted by Fissile

There are a lot of Indian/Pakis around here, so the local supermarket has a British foods section....I always get the Heinz Beans. I've seen that Bisto stuff as well. Any good? I mean beside for wrestling bimbos?

Bisto's OK. It's just thick, salty and brown with a flavour that I'd be tempted to call meaty, although it probably doesn't contain any meat. It's better if you add seasoning to it and mix it with the meat juices. It's good with sausages or roasted meat and vegetables, but also nice if you want to thicken a casserole or stew.

Honestly, Bisto specifically and that kind of goopy, viscous gravy more generally are examples of things that a certain type of English person might give a rave review to for sentimental/faux-patriotic reasons, rather than actual merit. Northerners in particular can have a real regional fervour for gravy: eg. 'Northern boys love gravy.'

[William H Steeves]