A phora shoutbox simulation

[HurriKANE]

The following simulation is generated using c++ programming logic...

Starr : Jews are so hypocritical. They support Israel and then bash David Duke.
ogenoct : ave! Comment on my new article, Jews as the Master Aryan race!
ogenoct : Starr, you idiot. Hail the Jewish Bolsheviks!
Jake Featherston : Oh shut up Ogenoct, you support that asshole kane123123.
integrity : Kane has no life. I already said that 23 times in the shoutbox today. "Jews are white." FUH FUH FUH
Azimuth : Big chimpin!
integrity : "I'm 1/32 Jewish. Does that make me a Jew."
Thomas777 : FUH FUH FUH!
Frank : We need to expose his hacking more. Granted unlike Fade the butcher, kane is proud of hacking the phora, but we still need to expose it.
ixabert sockuppet : Ogenoct, sir, that is a very impressive article. A very nice job indeed.
Xenix : (shows picture of fade the butcher handshaking a black activist).
Mike : Good. Expose that password Phisher while I contribute to the voice of reason.
Mike : Jack55 needs to be banned. He's out of control. Did you get my 500 post reports yet Xenix?
Xenix : Yes, Mike we saw it.
Mike : He said something about Jews that contradicts my ideology.
Xenix : Don't worry, we'll ban him, but engineer some bullshit reason so that we can pretend we're being objective. After all, we are a free speech forum.
Azimuth : Big Chimpin.

[Pracownik stał]

Big chimpin'

[Jett]

Their shoutbox is never that busy. It's usually just THomas777, Errigal, and Hyperion talking to themselves, most of the day.

[Dolphin Cuckold Fantasy]

Big chimpin'

[HurriKANE]

another query:

thomas777 : FUH FUH FUH. Kane is such an idiot. Fake Jew. Jews think they are martyrs of "western civlization." FUH FUH FUH.

ogenoct : But if you are so sure that kane is an idiot, how did he phish your password and make an ass out of you.

thomas777 : Because I am smarter than him. That is why he was able to hack me. FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Macrobius]

Still doing simulations by hand, Kane?

Here's the python simulation framework, SimPy. It comes with a nifty tutorial and lots of examples. By all means post your code when you're done!

http://simpy.sourceforge.net/

Happy Hacking! as Jew Stallman likes to say.

[HurriKANE]

I am going to run a query on the phora's mysql box.

Select posts from vbshout where post_content not like kane% or Fade% or Hunter% or Wallace%

results returned;

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[Dolphin Cuckold Fantasy]

Originally Posted by HurriKANE

I am going to run a query on the phora's mysql box.



results returned;

kane, nobody talks about you there anymore. you're a good guy, but yeah...

[Mike Jahn]

Originally Posted by Jett

Their shoutbox is never that busy. It's usually just THomas777, Errigal, and Hyperion talking to themselves, most of the day.

If Thomas777 and Errigal announced they were gay marrying to each other in Hawaii not a person on Earth would be surprised. Those wordfags are literally joined at the hip 16 hours a day.

[T.J. Harden]

Thomas777 is emo but not gay.