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Old 09-24-2010, 01:39 PM
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CoC's favorite meth/junk-food addict and morbid obese, Jake FiftyTons, has experienced a surprising alteration in his behaviour lately. The laid-back and goofy but politically commited and widely read poster we used to know and love has turned into a bitter, self-righteous asshole with a stick up his ass, as evidenced in the following pic:



The purpose of this thread is two-fold:

1- Make fun of Jake because I'm bored and drunk.

2- I want everybody to think of the CoC's early days. Granted, I wasn't here yet (unless I'm Ixabert), so it's more than probable that I don't have a damn clue on the issue. However, I can make a guess. And my guess is that both The Phora and Speakeasy were full of naive idealists who wanted to work together to change the world. I want to re-capture that spirit here and now. And sure as hell attitudes like Jake's are not helping me in this task.

So, in sum, JAKE GO FUCK URSELF DICKHEAD LOL
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Old 09-24-2010, 07:05 PM
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However, I can make a guess. And my guess is that both The Phora and Speakeasy were full of naive idealists who wanted to work together to change the world.
I don't know about the Phora but Speakeasy wasn't started by "naive idealists".
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I don't know about the Phora but Speakeasy wasn't started by "naive idealists".
Do you have evidence to support this claim, dimwit? If not, just shut the fuck up and don't pollute my threads with your garbage, "Pseudocop".
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Old 09-24-2010, 09:37 PM
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Do you have evidence to support this claim, dimwit? If not, just shut the fuck up and don't pollute my threads with your garbage, "Pseudocop".
The alcoholism has turned Frater from cheerful troll to sadistic misanthrope. When the Racialist Dictatorship comes to pass, I propose Frater be given a function not unlike that which Nick Yezhov served during Stalin's Great Purge. He has a perfect personality for the role of Inquisitor General imo.
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The alcoholism has turned Frater from cheerful troll to sadistic misanthrope. When the Racialist Dictatorship comes to pass, I propose Frater be given a function not unlike that which Nick Yezhov served during Stalin's Great Purge. He has a perfect personality for the role of Inquisitor General imo.
Who te fuck are you, Norberta?
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No one of consequence.
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Do you have evidence to support this claim, dimwit? If not, just shut the fuck up and don't pollute my threads with your garbage, "Pseudocop".
I was there when it was founded by Nic and the only thing Nic is idealistic about is chainsaw raping Serbs.

That and his mom- God knows he loves that woman...

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I was there when it was founded by Nic and the only thing Nic is idealistic about is chainsaw raping Serbs.

That and his mom- God knows he loves that woman...

I believe you. Your word is evidence enough for me. I apologize.
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I believe you. Your word is evidence enough for me. I apologize.
I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.

Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
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